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Intro: G Em G Em
GWhen you people think of EmChristmas You think of Gpresents under that Empine All GI can think of are your sEmpoiled brats And wCorking over time D
GI get out one Emnight a year It’s Glonely and cold in this Emsnow And Mrs. GClause ran off with an Emelf and gave A new mCeaning to “Ho Ho DHo”
I’ve Cmade my list I’m cDhecking it twice And cGheckingD/F# it twice Emmore So I Cdon’t forget what I like to sip When I Dhead to liquor store
GTis the D/F#season tEmo be jDolly CSure, if you’re not Dme
GMy reiD/F#ndeer thEmey get Dgassy And I’m Cdownwind constDantly EmKeep the milk and cCookies I’ll take Gaspirin and wDhiskey GTis the D/F#season Emto be Djolly CSure, if yDou’re not Gme
Going Gout without being rEmecognized Gets hGarder every yeEmar Only pGlace I fit in are hEmipster bars Where everyCone’s got suspenders and Dbeards
Kids aGsk me for new Emsiblings Bad neGws little Jill and EmTom There’s nothing Gleft in Santa’s sack, if you Emknow what I mean But I’ll gCladly meet your Dmom
I’m Csick of lists From Dstupid kids With nothing Gbut sugarD/F#plums in their Emheads C’Cmon you jabronies, how many ponies Do you tDhink I can fit in this sled?
GTis the D/F#season tEmo be jDolly CSure, if you’re not Dme
GMy reiD/F#ndeer thEmey get Dgassy And I’m Cdownwind constDantly EmKeep the milk and cCookies I’ll take Gaspirin and wDhiskey GTis the D/F#season Emto be Djolly CSure, if yDou’re not Gme
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And Gpeople think I’m just a Emdirty old man You think I Glike having kids on my lEmap? They sGquirm too much and sometEmimes I scare them ‘Til their CHuggies fill up with cDrap
And when I Gask, “What’s your nEmame, little boy?” I hope it’s GMikey, Johnny, or EmSteve And not "GI'm Chris Hansen from To EmCatch a Predator" On CDateline NBDC........Uhh that elf swore she was 18!
GTis the D/F#season tEmo be jDolly CSure, if you’re not Dme
GMy reiD/F#ndeer thEmey get Dgassy And I’m Cdownwind constDantly EmKeep the milk and cCookies I’ll take Gaspirin and wDhiskey GTis the D/F#season Emto be Djolly CSure, if yDou’re not Gme
GTis the D/F#season Emto be Djolly CSure, if yDou’re not Gme
GTis the D/F#season Emto be Djolly CSure, if yDou’re not Gme