Tuning: E A D G B E

"Ruby of the Sea" - A Fanmade Critical Role Song Written by cellobotomy Tab by cellobotomy Tuning: Standard Strumming Pattern: boom-chuck boom-chuck boom-chuck chuck [Intro] D D Bm A x2 [Verse 1]

The ^DRuby of the ^DSea is the ^Bmbest lay ^Aever Com^Dpanionship with ^Dher is the ^Bmrarest kind of ^Aluck The ^DRuby of the ^DSea is the ^Bmbest lay ^Aever 'Cause ^Dshe's the only ^Dcourtisan that ^Gyou should ^Awanna ^Dfuck

[Interlude] D D Bm A x2 [Verse 2]

You ^Dmay have heard the ^Dfalsehood that she ^Bmworks in a ^Abrothel But ^Dall the people ^Dsaying that are ^Bmabsolutely ^Awrong Com^Dpared to her all ^Dprostitutes are ^Bmreally kind of ^Aawful To ^Dfind her in her ^Dfancy house just ^Glisten ^Ato your ^Ddong

[Bridge]

Her ^Gdaughter's ^Gdisposition, although ^Dblue, is always ^Asunny She ^Gnever fails to ^Gspread the news, "My ^Dmom has sex for ^AMONEY!"

Spoken: "Still..." [Verse 3]

The ^DRuby of the ^DSea is the ^Bmbest lay ^Aever The ^Drich will find a ^Dnight with her will ^Bmnever have a ^Aflaw The ^DRuby of the ^DSea is the ^Bmbest lay ^Aever She's ^Dwell-to-do (and ^EmJester too) 'cause ^Gof her ^Ahwah hwah ^Dhwahhhhhhhh!

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