Misc Your Songs - A song about birds

^CThe woodpecker bird likes pecking wood ^GThe bluebird's a bird that sings pretty good ^AmSparrows are a bird that are pretty cool ay ^FBut the Ibis just drinks bin juice all day

^CA crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk ^GA cockatoo's a bird with a sick mohawk ^AmChicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs ^FAnd ibis's are bin juice drinking dregs

^CA goose is a bird that's chill like a duck ^GAn ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking fuck ^AmDoves are birds that represent purity ^FAnd ibis's wreck picnics and disrupt the community

^CPenguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life ^GBUT IBIS'S FEEL NOTHING CUZ THEY'RE DEAD INSIDE ^AmA swan is a bird that's graceful and that ^FAnd ibis's aren't birds they're feathered bin rats

^CIt's the ibis ibis bin juice drinking gr^Gonk ^AmYeah the ibis ibis their beaks are gross and lo^Amng ^CIt's the ibis ibis Picnic wrecking jerk^{G Am}It's the ibis ibis they're the worst bi^Frd

^CThe condor is an awesome bird of prey ^GThe hawk is a bird that's pretty cool ay ^AmAn eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts ^FBut ibis's are bin juice drinking cunts

^CThe albatross bird lives to maybe older ^GA parrot is a bird living on a pirate's shoulder ^AmParrots say cool shit like 'Polly want a cracker' ^FBut ibis's just fucken come up and harrass ya

^CThe lorikeet's a bird with a colorful jacket ^GIbis's can fuck off back to their home planet ^AmA seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips ^FAnd there's only one bird that's scabbier than this

^CIt's the ibis ibis picnic wrecking ir^Grits ^AmYeah the ibis ibis I hope they don't come ne^Far us ^CIt's the ibis ibis bin juice drinking je^Grks ^AmIt's the ibis ibis they're the shittest fucken bi^Frds

^CThe ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity ^GA dumpster diving bin-chicken disrupting the community ^AmAnnoying the general public at every opportunity ^FDisgrace to feathered creatures bringing shame on the bird family

^CIf there are any ibis watching this firstly - th^Gere's no bin juice here so you can fuck off ^AmSecondly get a job and fucken do something with your life ^FSort it out you're on the road to nowhere ^CGo migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the pacific ^Gocean or some shit I dunnno ^AmI'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life j^Fust do something and stop wrecking everyone's picnics Fuck

^CIt's the ibis ibis bin juice drinking cu^Gnt ^AmYeah the ibis ibis that's ruining your lu^Fnch ^CIt's the ibis ibis Picnic wrecking jer^Gk ^AmIt's the ibis ibis what a cunt of a bi^Frd ^CIf I was an ibis I'd go kill myself