Misc Unsigned Bands - Wal - martians

^AI went down to the Wal-Mart. It was getting pretty late ^{D A}All I needed was some nacho chips, a c^Bamera, and some b^Eait When I wa^Alked in through them slidin doors All that I coul^Dd see Was thes^Ae strange lookin critters And they was starin back at ^Eme ^A

^AYou know the ^Dones I'm talkin' about, Those folks that dress so weird Like tha^At guy there in t^Bhe pink hot pant^Es, the tattoos and the beard And that^A skinny ^Dchick beside him 
Lord, she's givin me the chills ^AIn her l^Eeather b^Aondage boustier 
And her four inch "hurt me" heels

^DWal-Martians Beats all I'^Ave ever seen ^DWal-Martians Every night is H^Balloween ^{E D}Wal-Martians Nothin' could be^A clearer ^F#m &#^E8232;I'll bet they never looked into a mirro^Ar

There's ^Aa guy there over in lingerie 
He looks like a plumber in a thong^D His pan^Ats are hangin' way too low 
And that under wear's j^Bust wrong ^E 
And there's^A a lady wearin' fishnet stockings 
And a l^Deatheret mini skirt Four hundred po^Aunds or lovin' 
With "I'm Sexy" on h^Eer shirt ^A

If ^AI was the fashion police I'd be busy writin' tick^Dets To that lady in^A the halter top 
She looks lik^Be a busted can of biscuits ^E And I'd ^Areally like to tell her 
But it'd pro^Db'ly start a fight That spandex i^As a privilege not a ^Eright ^A

^DBut it's really not my place to accuse ^A 'Cause I^D'm wearin' my pink bunny slippers 
And my NASCAR jammies too! ^{B E}

I g^Auess it's time I took my stuff 
Get checked ^Dout and go But I'll come ^Aback tomorrow though 
For the late nig^Bht fashion show ^E But as I was^A walkin' out 
 This ^Dguy was walkin' in And I c^Aould tell by what he was wearin' 
That he was gonna f^Eit right in ^A

^DWal-Martians 
- They're ev^Aerywhere you look ^DWal-Martians 
- Some one sh^Bould write a book ^{E D}Wal-Martians 
- N^Aothin' could be clearer ^F#m I'll be^Et they never look into a mirror ^A Yeah, t^Ehere's a Wal-Martin in my mirror ^A