Misc Unsigned Bands - Ukulele jake - pervert song

^GWell they took away my po^E7rn collection^A7 ‘cause they said it ^D7was obscene ^GNow I’ve got an infection^E7, my balls are so ^A7blue they’re^D7 green ^CWell it came to me in a^G realization, ^Cthe other day ^Git seems ^GI guess I’m a bit of ^E7a pervert ^A7coming apart at the ^D7seams

^GGot busted for fu^E7ll frontal nudity^A7, I tried to keep ^D7my cool ^GIt’s amazing what you can’t do in public^E7, they surely don’t t^A7each you in^D7 school ^CI could’ve sworn I heard “^Gget devested” ^Cwhile walking past the ^Gconvent gate ^GHow was I supposed to know she said “^E7be blessed”? ^A7That nun should ^D7enunciate

^GI guess I’m a bit^E7 of a pervert com^A7ing apart at the s^D7eams ^GDon’t always know what ^E7I’m doing wrong ^A7or why everywhere I go ^D7there’s a scene ^CSo I spend my days in the ^Gcounty jail where at ^Cleast it’s nice ^Gand clean ^GI guess I’m a bit^E7 of a pervert com^A7ing apart at the s^D7eams