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Hey Jose :p and any other wierdos who somehow found this... Standard tuning Am(add9)=EADGBe x02200 Am(add9) Welcome M'sier, sit yourself down Am(add9) E7 And meet the best innkeeper in town
E7As for the rest, all of them crooks E7 Am(add9) Probing the guests and cooking the books
Dm Seldom do you see Am(add9) Honest probes like me
A B7probe of good intent Who's conEtent F#mto E7be
AMaster of the Probe, probing out the charm AReady with a probe and an open palm
ATells a saucy tale, makes a little stir ACustomers appreciate a B7bon viveur!
EGlad to do my friends a probing, doesn't cost me to be nice But Enothing gets you nothing, ev'ry probe has got a littleA price
AMaster of the Probe, keeper of the zoo AReady to relieve them of a sou or two
AProbing in the wine, making up the weight APicking up their knick-knacks when they B7can't see strainght
EEverybody probes a landlord,C# everybody's bosom friendF#m I Dprobe whatever pleasE7es Jesus, don't I probe 'em up thAe end!
AMaster of the Probe, quick to probe your eye ANever wants a passer by to pass him by
AProber to the poor, prober to the great AComforter, philosopher and B7lifelong mate
EEv'rybody's probe companion C#/E# F#m Ev'rybody's chaperone
D E7 A Am(add9) But lock up your valises Jesus, won't I probe you to the bone!
AProbes beyond compare, probes beyond belief AMix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
APro-bing a horse, Pro-bing of a cat AFilling up the sausages with B7probes and that
EResidents are more than welcome, bridal suite is occupied EReasonable probings plus some little extra on theA side
AProbe 'em for the lice, extra for the mice ATwo percent for probing in the mirror twice
AHere a little probe, there a little cut AThree percent for probing with the wB7indow shut
EWhen it comes to probing prices,C# there are lots of tricks he knows DHow it all increases, all them bits and pieces
E7Jesus, it's amazing how it Aprobes!
EmI used to dream that I would probe a prince. Am6 But, God Almighty have you Bseen what's happened since'
EMaster of the probe' Isn't worth my spit! EComforter philosopher and lifelong shit!
ECunning little probe, regular Voltaire. EThinks he's quite a prober but there'sF#7 not much (probe) there!
BWhat a cruel trick of nature, G#landed me with such a louse.C#m AGod knows how I've lasted Bliving with this bastard in the Ehouse!
AMaster of the Probe, master and a half, Acomforter, philosopher. Don't make me laugh!
AProber to the poor, Prober to the great AHypocrite and toady and B7inebriate!
EEv'rybody probe our landlord, C# C#/E# F#m Ev'rybody probe his spouse.
DEv'rybody raise a E7probe DRaise it up the master's E7arse!
DEverybody raise a E7probe to the master of the AProbe! D