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Capo: 4
A hit in 1961 for British comedian Tommy Cooper. Capo on 4 to play in right key (B) Verse
CDaddy came Ghome from work Ctired His Fboss had been driving him Cmad The Fkids were all shouting the Cdog bit him too His Dmdinner was nothing but Gboiled over stew Verse 2 I Cguess it was Gthen he deCcided FUp to the rooftop he'll Cgo FHe was about to jump Coff when The Dmkids started Ghowling beClow Chorus C'Don't Gjump off the Croof Dad FYou'll make a hole in the Cyard FMother's just planted peCtunias The Dmweeding and seeding was Ghard CIf you Gmust end it Call Dad FWon't you please give us a Cbreak Just Ftake a walk down the Cpark Dad And Dmthere you can Gjump in the Clake.' Repeat chorus C'Don't Gjump off the Croof Dad FYou'll make a hole in the Cyard FMother's just planted peCtunias The Dmweeding and seeding was Ghard CIf you Gmust end it Call Dad FWon't you please give us a Cbreak Just Ftake a walk down the Cpark Dad And Dmthere you can Gjump in the Clake