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A D and E through the entire song. Laughably easy to play
AScientology, thats the plan for mDe Im Agettin' my whole family involvEed
AUse it responsibly and only in times of needD. and Amaybe one day we'll be tEall.
Chorus
DWalked into the celebrity centAer DCame out feeling much betteAr Yes I DIED!
AScientology, thats the plan for mDe Im Agettin' my whole family involvEed
--Guitar Break--
DGonna get my copy of dianetic sigAn Gonna get my copy of dianectic sign
gonna get my copy of dianectic sign Yes I will, ohhh YEAHH!
AScientology, thats the plan for mDe Im Agettin' my whole family involvEed (yeah the wife and kids!)
AUse it responsibly and only in times of needD. and Amaybe one day we'll be tEall.
Chorus
DWell they fitted me for a unifoArm Dsaid Im gonna be working for theA C warEd
AScientology, thats the plan for mDe Im Agiving all my money to them! TEAKE IT ALL!
I haven't seen my wife! They say she belong to someone else! said I wasn't good enough. Gonna hand out some free books. FREE BOOKS!