Misc Unsigned Bands - Three dead trolls in a baggie - she thinks youre ugly

^FIf she says she thinks you're cool, ^Gthen she thinks you're hot ^AmIf she says she thinks you're hot, ^Fthen she likes you a lot ^FIf she says "hey, lets go danc^Ging. We could have a good time" ^AmThen it means maybe dinner and a ^Fbottle of wine. ^GBut if she says lets just be ^Ffriends, ^GYou know it only means one^F thing

^FShe thinks you're ug^Gly, and she wouldn't^Am want to go out wit^Fh you. ^FShe thinks you're ug^Gly, but because of a^Amll the neat things y^Fou do, she's hoping you can still be^G pals.

^FIf she says she thinks you're sensitive, ^Gshe must like your heart ^AmIf she says she likes your glasses, ^Fthen she thinks you're smart ^FAnd she says that your shoulder is a^G great place to cry ^AmAnd that she's really really lucky b^Fecause you're such a nice guy ^GBut if you go to kiss her good^F night and she says ^G"Would a handshak^Fe be alright?"

^FShe thinks you're ug^Gly, and she wouldn't^Am want to go out wit^Fh you ^FShe thinks you're ug^Gly, but because of a^Amll the neat things ^Fyou do, she's hoping you can still be^G buds.

^FSo remember the next time y^Gou're out with a girl ^AmThere's so many different w^Fords in the world. ^FListen to what she's saying, ^Gthink of what she means ^AmThere could be something happening, ^Fsomething unseen ^GAnd if she wants to sleep with you a^Fnd the very next day ^GShe only wants to be your^F friend.

^FShe thinks you're ^Gugly, or you ^Amweren't to good in bed ^Flast night ^FBut mostly, you're^G ugly, plus s^Amhe was drunk and kind o^Ff horny ^FShe thinks you're ^Gugly, and sh^Ame wouldn't want to go ou^Ft with you ^FShe thinks you're ^Gugly, but bec^Amause of all the neat th^Fings you do, she's hoping you can still be ^Gfriends ^FUggggggg-^Fly