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Capo: 5
This is a hidden track somewhere in The Used Condoms' coming soon self-titled LP. These and lyrics are 100% correct. Rate Please. Capo 5
My pCenis look like a tube of chapstick Except its not quite as thick And it sAmurely isn’t touched by as manyC lips
mCy dick is really weird my pubes give it a beard it Amlooks like a terrorist in my pCants he Ammight just come out and dCance
my Cpenis is like a ball its round like a doorknob onAme that doesn’t ever getC used anAmd the girls say its because my puCbes
my Cpenis is sAmmall } my Cpenis is sAmmall } times how many ever you want my Cpenis is sAmmall } but its sD7till… bigger thanC jims }
Main Riff (No Capo/ Guitar Two) E|--8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-5----8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-8--| B|--------------8---------------------------------8-------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|