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Tuning: E A D G B E
I Got A Wife:The Mark IV. #14 on CANADA'S CHUM CHART and #24 on BB Hot 100 on MERCURY Records in 1959. INTRO: Eb #1.
EbHey, I got a wife at Bbhome, I got a wife at Ebhome. EbI got a wife, she's the Abapple of my life but I Ebwish she would Bbleave me aEblone when I hear..
CHORUS:
EbHang your clothes up, wipe your feet off, goodness sake don't Bbslam the door. Fix the socket, Bbdry the dishes, can't you do a Ebsingle chore?
Hang the picture, set the table, don't drop
ashes Abon the floor. Heat the bottle, Ebchange the baby, Bbyou don't love me anyEbmore!!
#2.
EbHe don't love her Bbanymore, there he goes right About the Ebdoor. EbHe'll be back about Abhalf past ten and Ebthen she'll
start right in again. CHORUS:
EbTack the shade up, wash the windows, wipe the hand-prints off the Bbdoor. Change the light bulbs, scrub the bathtub, Abpick the toys up Ebfrom the floor. EbTape the lamp cord, make some coffee, burn the garbage, Aboil the door. Get the kids and call my mother, Ebyou don't love
me anymore!! INTERLUDE: Eb Bb Fm Eb Ab Eb Bb Eb #3.
EbHey, I got a wife at Bbhome, I got a wife at Ebhome. EbI got a wife, she's the Abapple of my life but I Ebwish she would Bbleave me aEblone, when I hear..
CHORUS:
(Ebyap-yap-yap-yap!!....) OK! OK! I'll do it! (Bbyap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Yeah! OK! (Ebyap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Honey, honey.. (Abyap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Please, honey.. (Abyap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Yeah, I'll do it! (Ebyap-yap-yap-yap!!....) QUIET!!!!!!!!
#3.
EbHe don't love her Bbanymore, there he goes right About the Ebdoor. EbHe'll be back about Abhalf past ten and Ebthen she'll Bbstart right Ebin again.
Eb OUTRO: (nag-nag-nag-yap-yap-yap-yap!!)..(Fade.) A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.