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---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE SPIDER SONG - The Joe Pirret Experience ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: pirret67 Email: thejoepirretexperience@hotmail.com Myspace: www.myspace.com/thejoepirretexperience Tuning: Standard I cant belive I am even thinking about sending this song is - in fact I belive it is my to the music industry not to show you how to play this song - but Fuck it - i'm against industry. Verse 1:
I Cmwent for a walk this Ammorning, GmClimbed out off my Cmweb. CmSaid goodbye to my Amuncle, GmAnd to my wife i Cmsaid.
Chorus: D I Am A SPIDER!
ELIVING IN A BHUMANS WORLD! G#GO NO PLACE TO BbREST MY LEGS! EmGOT NO Em7HOME!
Verse 2:
A Cmbig scary human found Amme, And Gmtried to squash me Cmflat, But AmI ran away - Then got Dmchased by a rat. I ate some Amants along my way, But I'm BStill Chungry DAnd So I Dmsay...
Chorus. Verse 3:
I Bbfound myself in the C#bathroom, I got Am7stuck in a Ambath, Then CI Cadd9discovered - The Gmighty G6showers Gmwrath. And Am7the Em7water G7sus4soaked Dme - I Amfound Bmthat i Cmcould D#breathe. For G6I had Dcrawled Aminto a Emball , Am Em Am Em Am AmAnd breathes through air pockets in my knees. So Gmwhen i Cmdrained Gmdown Cmthe Gmplug Cmhole, I Dhad Esome Ftime Dto Cthink, That EI might E7meet my Emcousin, Who Bbfell Ebdown Dsus4the kitchen Cadd9sink. I C5emerged G5in A5the C5sewer. A Em7jobby floated Dby, I Gthought about Dsus2my wife and Asus4kids, And I began to Emcry.
Chorus. Verse 4:
I Bbclimbed out Cmof a stank - Found G7myself in a dead end Emstreet. ResBted in Cthe Dgrass, Because Em7I felt week. EvenAsus4tually I pulled Asus2together, And Amclimbed through an C/Gopen window, Found Cadd9myself surrounded by Cmbug spray, There was Amno way to go. I Ebhad patriotic Bbthoughts, Of my Cmcomrades gone Gmbefore, I took a Dmwiff of the Amchemical, But I'm Fhard and F#wanted more. I Gbegan to feel G#drowsy, And Aknew It was the BbEnd.
N.C. (spoken) - so i curled up in a ball and died I belive thats it. Comments/suggestions - thejoepirretexperience@hotmail.com Death Threats - pirret@btinternet.com Myspace - www.myspace.com/thejoepirretexperience