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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] (this part has only bass in it, but it's just the E note all the way)

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"Three, two, one,

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" EXECUTE CO-OPTIONAL PODCAST
E"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome, welcome to the Co-optional podcast."

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"Jesse Cox, welcome to the show!"

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"Do you want a 250 dollar statue of the Lutissus?"

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"Dodger!"

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"I got inside the toaster-"

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"My name is Totalbiscuit, I'm here to ask and answer one simple question.."

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"Oh there we go."

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"That is obvious."
[Verse] (guitar comes in here)
EWTF is

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, No! No!
EHello Chicago? EYeah, you got the big JC, what's going on? EWe got a deal for you E12 million dollars DYou know, where's the payoff?
[Pre-Chorus]
EBring the strippers and booze! We do occasionally talk about viDdeogames EBring the strippers and booze! I don't got time for viDdyagames EBring the strippers and booze! Oh, thank god, I don't need pants now D EAy, JC, whaddya doin'? Not much
Just making a fortune [Chorus]
EIt's the Co-optional podcast BYeah, now sing the music CIt's the Co-optional podcast DBring the strippers and booze! EIt's the Co-optional podcast BI'm here to ask and answer one simple question CIt's the Co-optional podcast DGreat music
EIt's the Co-optional podcast BCo-optional, Co-optional CIt's the Co-optional podcast DBring the strippers and booze! EIt's the Co-optional podcast BI'm here to ask and answer one simple question CIt's the Co-optional podcast D

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DYou Dgot Ecox! [Interlude] (this again has just bass in it)
E"So, the D is becoming an issue... It'll go in just fine, the problem is has difficulty coming out. Like it gets really sticky"
"Uh-oh." "Right." "And as a result it doesn't really function correctly." "Oh man." "Understandable." "Yeah." [Bridge]
I love you Euhh You are, a cinema Then tell me Gwhy
You are, a cinema
BaAbyy You are, a cinema Then tell me Cwhy
You are, a cinema
Do it all Enight You are, a cinema I love you Guhh
You are, a cinema
Then tell me Awhy You are, a cinema BaCbyy
You are, a cinema [Interlude]
Oh I don't Enight now bae bae DDabidy Edab dabidy Fdab de Gdoo Oh I don't Enight now bae bae DIt's the Co-Eoptional FpodGcast
Oh I don't night now bae bae
DDabidy Edab dabidy Fdab de Gdoo Oh I don't Enight now bae bae DIt's the Co-Eoptional EpodDcast EpodDcast
[Spoken part]
E"Jerk each other off and that's how we're gonna make this thing"

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"Seven days a week, 24 hours a day"

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"Yecch, no. It's my fault. I did it. It was all me"

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"Oh man"

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"You f*cking what mate?"
[Chorus]
EIt's the Co-optional podcast BYeah, now sing the music CIt's the Co-optional podcast DBring the strippers and booze! EIt's the Co-optional podcast BI'm here to ask and answer one simple question CIt's the Co-optional podcast DWe do occasionally talk about video games
EIt's the Co-optional podcast BYeah, you should try it guys CIt's the Co-optional podcast DBring the strippers and booze! EIt's the Co-optional podcast BI'm here to ask and answer one simple question CIt's the Co-optional podcast D

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DYou Dgot Ecox! [Spoken outro]

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"Done. Now, get out of my office."

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"What the f*ck am I supposed to do now?"
It's the Co-optional podEcast!