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The Chaser's 'Eulogy' Song - (highly offensive) Music by Andrew Hansen Words by Chris Taylor ----- Here's the chords to that controversial song performed on the Chaser's War On Everything the play Dead Caesar. Tabbed by Bert. ----- Playing Notes: During the song there are many spoken parts which can't be placed into timing with the so I've only written down the chords played during these parts ----- D7 - (Spoken part) My great grand father died this week. I couldn’t stand him actually nobody could. But as soon as he passed away everybody went around saying what a top bloke he was, so.. I’d like to dedicate this song to you, 'Gramps'.
He was Gvery hard of Emhearing, he was Gdull and domiEmneering, Gmisogynist Emcantankerous and Dvain. He hit the Cbottle every Dnight, he hit my Ggrandma out of Emspite, and those Cstories about his bunions were a Dpain. But Call that’s now fDorgotten, once he Gtook his final Embreath. Yes even Cpricks turn into Dtop blokes after Gdeath.
C D G Em - (Spoken part) You don’t believe me? C D - (Spoken part) Allow me to furnish you with a few examples..
Steve GIrwin lived in Emkhaki, a Gcartoon kamiEmkaze, who Gtaunted crocs and Emtalked so frequentDly.
And CBrocky was some Drevhead, who Gpumped the air with pure Emlead, so Canti green he drove into a Dtree.
But Call that was forDgotten, once they Gtook their final Embreath. Yes even Ctools turn into Dtop blokes after Gdeath.
John GLennon chose the Emhippy life, he Gchose some nutbag for a Emwife, and Ghis songs were never Emquite as good as DPaul’s.
Jeff CBuckley fooled all Dlovers, just one Galbum, mostly Emcovers, more Cwailing than Japan does off our Dshores.
But Call that was forDgotten, once he Gtook his final Embreath, yes even Cwankers turn into Dtop blokes after Gdeath.
Princess GDi was just a Emslut for sex, when Gthey looked in the Emcar wreck, her Gdress was wet with EmArab's semen Dstain.
Stan CZemanek was a Dracist jock, a Gfatso xenoEmphobic cock, whose Cviews were more malignant than his Dbrain.
But Call that was Dforgotten, once Ghe took his final Embreath, yes even Carseholes turn into Dtop blokes after Gdeath.
C D G Em - (spoken part) It’s not how they lived that counts, but how we rewrite the book. C D - (spoken part) When it comes to truth it’s best to use restraint, C D G Em - (spoken part) It pays to throw away the facts and have a rose coloured look. C D - (spoken part) When he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint.
Don GBradman was a Emtotal farce, a Ggrumpy, greedy Emtired-arse, who Gcouldn’t even score onEme run last time hDe played.
Kerry CPacker was a Dbrothel chief, a Gtax cheat and a Emkidney thief. and Cprocreating Jamie was the worst mistake he Dmade.
But Call that was Dforgotten, once he Gtook his final Embreath, yes even C**** (censored) turn into Dtop blokes after Gdeath.
Belinda GEmmett was a… (stopped by cast) Remember Call will be forDgotten, once we Gtake our final Embreath.. yes even Cpervert motherf**kers, even Crampant child-abusers, even Clocal Baghdad looters, even Cbaby bunny rooters, even Creckless drunken drivers, even Crodent sperm imbibers, even Cviolent poofter bashers, even Cpublic penis flashers, even Crotting corpse molesters, even Chuman piss ingesters, even Ctiny kitten kickers, even Canal finger lickers, even GAnna ‘bloodyEm’ Coren, yes even Cshe will be a Dtop bloke after Gdeath. ----- The Chaser's War On Everything: http://abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/ The Chaser's MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/chaserteam