Misc Unsigned Bands - The beard song

^DFive o'clock on a F^Ariday and you're t^Dounging for a ^Abeer ^DHead down the ^Alocal like you ^Dhave done for ^Ayears ^DSomething is d^Aifferent, s^Domething's not r^Aight, ^Dyou've been r^Aeplaced with a ^Dstereot^Aype

^GHe's a handsome man wit^Emh handsome hair ^Gupon its ^Emface ^GHe's hip he's cool bu^Emt he's kind of a tool,^G and he's taken your ^Emplace

^DDriving down ^Amain street picking up y^Dour 14 year old daughter from the ^Ashops ^DYou see a park ^Acoming up you're gonna t^Dake it like a ^Aboss ^DFrom across white lines comes a^A Volkswagon golf, ^Dlike an ^Aace ^DYou pull alongside all ^Aangry like, t^Dhen he see his ^Aface

^GHe's a handsome man wit^Emh handsome hair ^Gupon its ^Emface ^GHe's hip he's cool bu^Emt he's kind of a tool,^G and he's taken your ^Emplace ^GHe's a modern man with a^Em face full of beard, ^Gand it's in your ^Emface ^GSome carefully trimmed some ^Emcarefully not,^G they're all the ^Emsame

^DThe time has come to ^Asettle down, make ^DShazza your ^Awife ^DBeen together since y^Aear ten and sh^De's your l^Aife ^DYou near the c^Ahapel, y^Dou know something's not ^Aright ^DThere's a man with hair and ^Ahe's standing there^D and he's dressed in ^Awhite

^GHe's a handsome man wit^Emh handsome hair ^Gupon its ^Emface ^GHe's hip he's cool bu^Emt he's kind of a tool,^G and he's taken your ^Emplace

^DYou tell Johnno to ^Apick up the pace, ^Dyour heart's in ^Arace ^DThe closer you get the ^Aeasier to see ^Dthat beautiful ^Aface

^GHe's a handsome man wit^Emh handsome hair ^Gupon its ^Emface ^GHe's hip he's cool bu^Emt he's kind of a tool,^G and he's taken your ^Emplace ^GHe's a modern man with a^Em face full of beard, ^Gand it's in your ^Emface ^GSome carefully trimmed some ^Emcarefully not,^G they're all the ^Emsame