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Intro and verses: C e||--------------0-------------0--|| B||------------1-------------1----|| G||-------------------------------|| Repeat until the end of each verse D||-------------------0h2---------|| A||------0h3----------------------|| E||-------------------------------|| Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine thats out of date Use your private part as piranha bait Chorus
CDumb Gways to Amdie So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie CDumb Gways to Amdie So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie
Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
CDumb Gways to Amdie So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie CDumb Gways to Amdie So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie
Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealers bran new ride Take your helmet off in out of space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
CDumb Gways to Amdie So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie CDumb Gways to Amdie So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie
Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder what this red button do
CDumb Gways to Amdie SoF many dumb Gways to Cdie CDumb Gways to Amdie So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie
FDress up Glike a Cmoose duringAm hunting FseasoGn CDisturbed a Amnest ofF wasps for noG goodC reasAmon FStand on the Gedge of a Ctrain station Amplatform FDrive around tGhe boom gates at a Clevel cAmrossing FRun across the Gtracks between thCe platformsAm FThey may Gnot rhyme but Cthey quite Fpossibly
The dCumbest wGays to Amdie The dFumbest Gways to dAmie CDumbestG ways to Amdie FSo many dumb GSo many dumb ways to Cdie