Misc Unsigned Bands - Take a dump

If you're ^Gsitting in the classroom And you ^Cadd9just don't understand When the ^Gteacher calls your name Though you ^Emdidn't raise your ^Dhand

There's ^Gone thing you can do If a ^Cadd9question has you stumped Just ^Graise your hand ^Cadd9ask if you can ^DGo and take a ^Gdump

Take a ^Ddump in the morning Take a ^Cdump all after^Gnoon Take a ^Ddump in the evening There's no ^Cneed to stop too ^Gsoon

Take a ^Ddump when you're happy Or ^Ceven when you're ^Gsad Just ^Gsit on your rump and ^Ctake a dump And I ^Dknow you'll be ^Gglad

If the ^Gboss man is on your case And you ^Cadd9just can't catch a break When you're ^Gpushed to the limits And it's ^Emmore than you can ^Dtake

If you're ^Gfeeling overwhelmed And the ^Cadd9work is piling up ^GNow it's time to ^Cadd9take a break and ^DGo and take a ^Gdump

Take a ^Ddump in the morning Take a ^Cdump all after^Gnoon Take a ^Ddump in the evening There's no ^Cneed to stop too ^Gsoon

Take a ^Ddump when you're happy Or ^Ceven when you're ^Gsad Just ^Gsit on your rump and ^Ctake a dump And I ^Dknow you'll be ^Gglad

It'll ^Chelp you feel better You'll ^Geven lose some weight It ^Calways releases pressure After ^Gall the food you ^Date

It'll ^Gmake you look much ^Cthinner So you ^Emwon't feel all bloated ^Amup Just ^Gdrop some freight; ^Cyou'll feel great When you ^Dgo and take a ^Gdump

Take a ^Ddump in the morning Take a ^Cdump all after^Gnoon Take a ^Ddump in the evening There's no ^Cneed to stop too ^Gsoon

Take a ^Ddump when you're happy Or ^Ceven when you're ^Gsad Just ^Gsit on your rump and ^Ctake a dump And I ^Dknow you'll be ^Gglad