Misc Unsigned Bands - Starbomb - mega marital problems

^DmHello Mega Man, und ^CMrs. Mega Man Welcome to couples' t^Bbherapy. I am Dr. Wily

Dr. W^Aily' You're a therapist now' But you're ^Dmevil and bent on world domination

Not a^Dmnymore, those days are behind me ^DmDon't question it. Shut up. Just tell me ^Athe problem over this hot beat

^DmWell, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life A mega h^Dmouse with two kids and a hot mega wife But I ^Dmgot a little problem with my android bride When it c^Aomes to making love she's never satisfied

We've been f^Dmucking for decades, sex has gotten routine We gotta sp^Dmice that shit up, I'm not a total machine I'm s^Dmick of all the romance and the c^Bbuddles and the love It's time to g^Aet dirty and do all the weird stuff It would b^Dme seeming to m^Ce that the pr^Amoblem h^Gere Is you don't l^Dmisten to your w^Cife, she is b^Geing clear [Ego] But she says ^Dmthe same thing like a t^Cape recorder

Quiet, the d^Amoctor is talking, there m^Gust be order ^Dm (Sorr^Gmy, I'm^A... I'm not evil anymore) You must b^Dmeat the Robot M^Casters to acq^Amuire sk^Gills And then ^Dmuse them on your w^Cife when she is g^Getting drilled ^DmMaybe she likes sh^Cocks from El^Amec Man's b^Geam Or get b^Dmurned by fireb^Gmalls She's a fr^Aeaky man's dream

[Ego] Is t^Dmhat what you want, hon, a Robot Master' [Danny] ^CGet out and do it you stupid bastard Your m^Bbarriage would be healthy like pure spring water Now l^Aeave my office before you are slaughtered

^DmFine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage For the s^Dmatisfaction of my lady's undercarriage ^DmFirst I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a test Oh, your w^Aeakness is ice' I would've never fuckin' guessed Now ^DmIce Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time Oh, ^Dmis your weakness fire' You just blew my fuckin' mind I c^Dmut Cut Man and he's gonna need st^Bbitches Bomb and ^AElec Man just went down like little bitches

^DmWait, you d^Couchebag, I'm g^Amonna end your l^Gife I am M^Dmega Man Zer^Co and I'm h^Gere to plow your wife I bring s^Dmex moves from the f^Cuture and my sk^Amills are v^Gast Like my S^Dmuper Double ^GmUltra Mega N^Autbuster Cum Blast. (Oh!) ^DmWomen can't res^Cist my blonde, fl^Amowing l^Gocks I'll slap a st^Dmamp right on my p^Cackage And del^Giver your wife the cock My shiny ^Dmarmor is r^Ced, the color ^Amof victor^Gy While your fr^Dmuity suit is bl^Gmue, like your b^Aalls will soon be

^DmWait, what are you doing' [Ego] Mega dick,^Bb activate! ^A

So M^Dmega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters And k^Cilled Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster And t^Bbhen he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes more" Then she l^Aoved him again cause she's a shallow whore ^Dm Sorry, that was misogynistic. She is a whore though