Misc Unsigned Bands - Starbomb - luigis ballad
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Intro: G, A7
[Danny Sexbang]
Princess PDeach
Won't you lAisten to my speech
I dGon't have any stars of invDincibility
But yDou're the brightest star in the skAy tonight for me
I'm yGour LuigDi
[Egoraptor]
DWhat up, bitch
DI got a one-up, bitch
DWhat's inside the question block;C it's my dick
DIt's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more ItDalian than pastrami
DI'll take you by the peaches Cand give you the hot salami
DI save you from dragons and evil BDoos that are spooky
DMust I be a raccoon to gCet inside your tanooki
DI will mount you like Yoshi and show you thDings you've never seen
DMy mushroom's now mega, Cif you know what I mean
So suck it
[Danny Sexbang]
MGario, you always Ebdo this shit
I lBbike a girl and then you rFuin it
By yGelling stuff abEbout your dick
UntBbil they go awFay
[Rachel Bloom]
HeGy Luigi, iEbt's okay
That MBbario's a bFit risqué
Just tGell me what you nEbeed to say
PlBbease don't be afrFaid
[Danny Sexbang]
DOh, princess, Ait means so much for me to hear you say that
GThe only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that-Dgoddamn it
[Egoraptor]
DI'm here to pleasure that ass
DI'd like to go first, princess, buCt I always come last
DAnd you say we'll get together but I'm jDacking off alone
DKoopa Troopa skeletons Care the only Dry Bones
DI am tired of the running 'round it's sDuch a fucking hassle
DI go through shit and then you'Cre in another fucking castle
DYou gotta think about it, well I dDon't believe the hype
DYou'll have a lot of time to think when yCou are smoking on my warp pipe
[Rachel Bloom]
GO-M-G, I cEban't decide
On whBbich of you should bFe the guy
To tGake me on your mEbustache ride
That'll rBbedefine my lFife
[Rachel Bloom and Danny Sexbang]
I'm rGeady to give lEbove a shot
It's not abBbout how many cFoins you've got
I jGust know I like yEbou a lot
[Ego] Yo, slBbuts, check out my yFacht (Ugh)
[Danny] LGet me take you on a mEbagic kart ride
[Ego] I'll bBbust all your balloons when I smFack your backside
[Danny] We'll hGave such fun, I'll bring my frEbiends along
[Egoraptor]
I'll kick that DBbonkey Kong right in his kFonkey dong
CGome on, Peach, it's time to mEbake your choice
I'm the oBbnly plumber that can make your bFoobies rejoice
Green, lGanky-ass brother ain't got shEbit on me
It's time to lBbive out our story, of the prFincess and the pe-
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