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Intro: G, A7 [Danny Sexbang]
Princess PDeach Won't you lAisten to my speech I dGon't have any stars of invDincibility But yDou're the brightest star in the skAy tonight for me I'm yGour LuigDi
[Egoraptor]
DWhat up, bitch DI got a one-up, bitch DWhat's inside the question block;C it's my dick DIt's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more ItDalian than pastrami DI'll take you by the peaches Cand give you the hot salami DI save you from dragons and evil BDoos that are spooky DMust I be a raccoon to gCet inside your tanooki DI will mount you like Yoshi and show you thDings you've never seen DMy mushroom's now mega, Cif you know what I mean So suck it
[Danny Sexbang]
MGario, you always Ebdo this shit I lBbike a girl and then you rFuin it By yGelling stuff abEbout your dick UntBbil they go awFay
[Rachel Bloom]
HeGy Luigi, iEbt's okay That MBbario's a bFit risqué Just tGell me what you nEbeed to say PlBbease don't be afrFaid
[Danny Sexbang]
DOh, princess, Ait means so much for me to hear you say that GThe only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that-Dgoddamn it
[Egoraptor]
DI'm here to pleasure that ass DI'd like to go first, princess, buCt I always come last DAnd you say we'll get together but I'm jDacking off alone DKoopa Troopa skeletons Care the only Dry Bones DI am tired of the running 'round it's sDuch a fucking hassle DI go through shit and then you'Cre in another fucking castle DYou gotta think about it, well I dDon't believe the hype DYou'll have a lot of time to think when yCou are smoking on my warp pipe
[Rachel Bloom]
GO-M-G, I cEban't decide On whBbich of you should bFe the guy To tGake me on your mEbustache ride That'll rBbedefine my lFife
[Rachel Bloom and Danny Sexbang]
I'm rGeady to give lEbove a shot It's not abBbout how many cFoins you've got I jGust know I like yEbou a lot [Ego] Yo, slBbuts, check out my yFacht (Ugh)
[Danny] LGet me take you on a mEbagic kart ride [Ego] I'll bBbust all your balloons when I smFack your backside [Danny] We'll hGave such fun, I'll bring my frEbiends along
[Egoraptor]
I'll kick that DBbonkey Kong right in his kFonkey dong CGome on, Peach, it's time to mEbake your choice I'm the oBbnly plumber that can make your bFoobies rejoice Green, lGanky-ass brother ain't got shEbit on me It's time to lBbive out our story, of the prFincess and the pe- Nis