Misc Unsigned Bands - Starbomb - its dangerous to go alone

^Am Hey, ^Ghey ^Am Alright Yeah, Aw^Gw yeah ^Am

^AmMy name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule Been on the ^Gforce o' good since 198^Am6, old school I'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam

Hold ^Gon a minute Link! [Link] Hey, what's^Am up old man?

^AmI see that you're embarkin' on another epic quest You're gonna ^Guse your ocarina to rescue the^Am princess ^AmBut you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss It's ^Gdangerous to go alone, tak^Ame this

^AmOh, thanks Old Man, that is really very nice I can alw^Gays count on you for helpful, friendly a^Amdvice ^AmThough I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size Oh ^Ggod, that's not a sword! It's your ^Amdick in disguise

^AmYes, I can't lie, I have ^Fpainted my ^Gschween Now^Am grab your destiny if you ^Fknow what I ^Cmean Wait a ^Amminute Link, don't leave the cave, where ^Fdo you think you'r^Ge going? This is a^Am great chance to fondle a^F scrotum that you're ^Eblowing

That. Was. ^AmWeird, but whatever there is no time to lose I gotta ^Gwarp on outta Zelda in this ^Amchilled out groove ^AmWait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City This place ^Glooks just like Philadelphia but ^Ameven more shitty ^AmI'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute Junction Something ^Gin my Ocarina must have g^Amone and malfunctioned ^AmI gotta fix it quickly there is justice to do

Hold ^Gon a minute Link! [Link] Old ^AmMan, is that you?

^AmThis is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits It's ^Gdangerous to go alone, ^Amtake this

^AmWell that's really kind o- D'aaah! That's your wrinkled dick again Look, I ^Gknow I wear a tunic but I'm ^Amnot into men

^AmDon't be that way bitch let me ^Fintroduce ^Gyou To ^Ammy three best friends Mr. Johnson ^Fand the ^CJuice Crew If you ^Amsee the Princess Zelda, well you ^Fknow you're gonna ^Ggrab her So why ^Amdon't you try to come grab my inf^Flatable poo ^Ejabber

I gotta ^Amwarp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits I must de^Gfeat Ganondorf before it ^Amgets too late ^AmOkay, now I really don't know where I am

Hold ^Gon a minute Link! [Link] God D^AmAMN it, Old Man!

^AmYou're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss It's ^Gdangerous to go alone, ^Amtake-

^AmNO! Fuck you! Fuck you, I'm not giving you a- ^GNot touching your we- Am (stop playing) Stop the chilled out groove! Jeez! You come in here telling me you got a weewee weapon ^AmIt's not cool, I'm not gonna touch it, ^GI'm not gonna ^AmsplllllNO!