Misc Unsigned Bands - Starbomb - crasher-vania

It was a ^Ebmdark and spooky H^F#alloween n^G#ight When^Ebm I, Dracula, thought that ^F#I would in^G#vite All of my f^Ebmreaky friends who were th^F#ere in a fl^G#ash To a ^A#big dance party; a Monster Mash! ^EbmWolfman, Frankenstein and M^F#ummy were t^G#here While Me^Ebmdusa fed some mice to the sn^F#akes in her h^G#air It was a g^Ebmroovy good time for a v^F#ampire b^G#at To fly ^A#out of his coffin and - wait, what was that?

Tis I^F#! Never f^G#ear, Simon B^C#elmont is here To dest^F#roy evil m^G#onsters and ^Ebmall you hold dear ^F# I will ^G#end your cr^C#uel necromancing [Ego] ^A#Actually, we were just d^Bancing ^A#(UGH) [Dan] To H^F#ell, demon b^G#easts, from w^C#hence you came You're in C^F#astlevani^G#a, this ^Ebmisn't a game ^F#Now run aw^G#ay, free this l^C#and of its chains As G^A#od is my witness, I shall s^Bee you all sl^A#ain!

^EbmLater that night, we went b^F#ack to my c^G#astle Where we could ^Ebmdance in peace, and also ^F#never get h^G#assled We had ^Ebmfun playing Twister on my q^F#ueen sized ^G#bed The p^A#arty was smaller cause Wolfman was dead At ^Ebmmidnight I heard the G^F#rim Reaper ^G#say &quo^Ebmt;I brought Guitar Hero,^F# so who wants^G# to play" It was S^Ebmwampman on vocals, Nosf^F#eratu on b^G#ass Boy you sh^A#ould have seen the silly, funny look on his - Oh God, no!

Tis I^F#! Never f^G#ear, Simon B^C#elmont is here! [Ego] Shit! [Dan] The p^F#ower of Ch^G#rist is in^Ebmfused in my spear ^F#I'll put an ^G#end to your h^C#orrible reign! [Ego] But we're j^A#ust playing Twister! [Dan] I r^Bip out your b^A#rain! ^F#I will rest^G#ore all the g^C#lory of light With my w^F#hip and my cr^G#ystals I'll ^Ebmtake back the night! [Ego] You knocked ^F#over the ch^G#ips! [Dan] S^C#ound the death knell Med^A#usa, you she-bitch, I will s^Bee you in H^A#ell!

[Ego] For the ^Ebmlove of God, Simon, what the f^F#uck is your d^G#eal? [Dan] You don't in^Ebmvite me to your parties, do you kn^F#ow how that f^G#eels? [Ego] Are ^Ebmyou frigging serious, you k^F#illed all my g^G#uests! Just cause ^Ebmyou felt left out? [Dan] No^F#... yes^G#.. [Ego] Well, ^Ebmmonsters like me can st^F#ill be your fr^G#iend Just stop b^Ebmringing our lives to a g^F#od-awful ^G#end Now, ^Ebmsince we are the only ones l^F#eft al^G#ive Let's play t^A#wo-man Twister, come on, give it a try! [Both] Alright!!

[Ego] Right ^Ebmfoot; green! ^F#Ah!^G# [Dan] Sorry, ^Ebmsorry, force of ^F#habit ^{G# A#}Well, he is dead Looks like^Ebm I have won at Twister!