Misc Unsigned Bands - Southern moonlight entertainers - how to make love

Do you ^Ebwant your girl to ^Eblove you? Do you ^Ebwant her to be your ^Ebbeau? I'll ^Ebtell you how to ^Ebdo boys, I'll ^Bbtell you all I ^Ebknow. Put on your ^Ebbibs and ^Ebpucker, And ^Ebscrub your face real ^Ebhard ^EbPart your hair in the ^Ebmiddle boys, And ^Bbslick it down with ^Eblard. Put your ^Ebderby hat on ^Ebsideways, Pull your ^Ebpegged-up pants up ^Ebshort. Get a ^Ebred bowtie on a ^Ebrubber band, And ^Bbshow her you're a ^Ebsport Get ^Ebyourself some drugstore ^Ebperfurme, And ^Ebsprinkle it on your ^Ebclothes A ^Ebdime's worth would be ^Ebplenty boys, Just to ^Bbtickle her little ^Ebnose.

Grease your ^Ebbuggy and your ^Ebharness, And ^Ebcurry your trottin' ^Ebmare. Then ^Ebbuy a pretty ^Eblap rope, boys, And ^Fget your lady ^Ebfair. Tie a ^Ebribbon on your ^Ebbuggy whip. Get a ^Ebpair of yellow ^Ebgloves. And ^Ebtake her to the ^Ebcounty fair, And ^Bbbuy her what she ^Ebloves. ^EbTell her she is ^Ebpurtier, Than a ^Ebmovie acte^Ebress. ^EbTalk about her ^Ebpurty curls, And a^Bbbout her handsome ^Ebdress. ^EbGet yourself a ^Ebgold front tooth, And a ^EbSears and Roebuck ^Ebring. Buy a ^Ebdouble-noted har^Ebmonica, And ^Bblearn to play and ^Ebsing.

And ^Ebif she does not ^Eblove you boy, Just ^Ebmake her jealous ^Ebthen ^EbTell her you love ^Ebsomebody else, And ^Bbshe is just a ^Ebfriend. ^EbTake her out to the ^Ebdances, And ^Ebflirt with the other ^Ebgirls ^EbHug 'em close, and ^Ebwhisper soft, And ^Bbgive them all the ^Ebwhirl. ^EbLaugh out loud with the ^Ebothers, And ^Ebyour girl don't you ^Ebspeak And ^Ebwhen she comes a^Ebround you boys, ^Bbturn from her your ^Ebcheeck. Jut ^Ebfollow these di^Ebrections and ^Ebshe will be your ^Ebwife. Or ^Ebelse she'll marry ^Ebsomebody else and h^Bbate you all her l^Ebife!