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Scotch Woodcock Balanitis Tabbed by K-Dizzle Standard Tuning Intro: C F F C F F C F F C F C [Verse 1]
CSpent some time withF your mom CRollin' round inF bed
CHow was i toD know? FIt'd never be the same Cagain
[Chorus]
CI've got FBalaFnitis COh my GFod it Fsucks
CMy balls are Freally Fswollen CNow it Fjust gets Cstuck
[Verse 2]
CStarted Getting FProblems CDown, in my Fpants
CWent to the Ddoctor FHe touched me with his Chands
CTold me my balls wereF ruined CGave me some specialF pills
CNow i'm hallucDinating FAnd i've got the Cchills
[Chorus x2] Then comes the bridge, which is just the chorus played twice heavily palm-muted with no singing [Chorus x3] [Outro] C F F C F C If you haven't heard this song, search balanitis on youtube to listen to a crappy of it, but it's enough to give u the idea of how it sounds. On the actual recording, there's an electric guitar that plays palm muted power chord versions of all the notes.