Misc Unsigned Bands - Scotch woodcock - balanitis
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Scotch Woodcock
Balanitis
Tabbed by K-Dizzle
Standard Tuning
Intro:
C F F
C F F
C F F
C F C
[Verse 1]
CSpent some time withF your mom
CRollin' round inF bed
CHow was i toD know?
FIt'd never be the same Cagain
[Chorus]
CI've got FBalaFnitis
COh my GFod it Fsucks
CMy balls are Freally Fswollen
CNow it Fjust gets Cstuck
[Verse 2]
CStarted Getting FProblems
CDown, in my Fpants
CWent to the Ddoctor
FHe touched me with his Chands
CTold me my balls wereF ruined
CGave me some specialF pills
CNow i'm hallucDinating
FAnd i've got the Cchills
[Chorus x2]
Then comes the bridge, which is just the chorus played twice heavily palm-muted with no singing
[Chorus x3]
[Outro]
C F F
C F C
If you haven't heard this song, search balanitis on youtube to listen to a crappy
of it, but it's enough to give u the idea of how it sounds. On the actual recording, there's
an electric guitar that plays palm muted power chord versions of all the notes.