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THE MOTHERFUCKING PTERODACTYL SONG by The Oatmeal & Sarah Donner standard tuning, capo 2 E|---------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------| G|-----9-----9-----7-----7---------------| D|-----9-----9-----7-----7-------5-----7-| A|-----7-----------5-------------5-----7-| E|-----x-----9-----------5-------3-----5-| CHORUS: He is the motherfucking pterodactyl Here to tear you a new asshole VERSE: E A C#m A Yes it's true He ate ten thousand lightening bugs Kissing his bowels like a million hugs He shat them out one phosphorescent night
EPainAtingC#m it liBke Christmas lights CHORUS
VERSE: E A C#m A Yes it's true His plummage is the best in town All the hoes touch his sexy pteroid bone And he does put the T-Rex to shame
EThosAe puC#mssy arBms on that pussy frame CHORUS
VERSE: E A C#m A Yes it's true he enjoys his hobbies too He smokes his pipe, rollerblades, and finds ladies to woo Oh, yes it's true he rode with the Triassic crew
EThatA incC#mludes BLystrosaurus and Plateosaurus too E|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|---5------7------| A|---5------7------| E|---3------5------|
He is awkward on the floor His feet at shit and his balance quite poor
EHe hE/F#ooked uE/G#p with Aa grizzly bear They made sweet love under the sea In outer space and everywhere
Yes that bear gave birth to a motherfucking pterodactyl Who just might ptero you a new asshole So beware motherfuckers beware He is the motherfucking pterodactyl He is the motherfucking pterodactyl Remember him, remember his song, remember his tire iron And his enchanting thong He's the motherfucking pterodactyl