Misc Unsigned Bands - Rule i - enjoyment of male company

^GMy whole family thinks I'm ^Em7gay They ask me questions all the ^Cadd9time Like have I ever kissed a ^Dsus4guy Or caressed his thigh in the middle of the ^Gnight Even my boyfriend thinks I'm ^Em7gay What does he know ^Cadd9anyway Can he come and stay the ^Dsus4night

^GWhy can't they understan^Em7d That I like to be with other ^Cadd9men My family hates ^Dsus4me I get new stripes all the ^Gtime

^Cadd9Man I donʼt know if something went wrong ^Gas a child maybe I watched too much spongbob ^Dsus4Spent too much time playing ping pong ^Em7Or maybe it was the teletubbies ^Cadd9Cause they were really gay ^Dsus4I liked staring at male crotches ^Em7That really just made my day ^Cadd9Staring at the sun and wearing Dora watches ^GThe signs were there but nobody cared ^Dsus4That the clouds i saw spelled F-A-G

^GWhy does the whole world feel this ^Em7way Can't accept that I'm just ^Cadd9gay What's wrong with a little make up ^Dsuson I look like a heavenly phenomeno^Gn I like putting things in my mout^Em7h It makes me happy down sout^Cadd9h Only problem is if I gag^Dsus4

^GIʼm just as straight as a rainbow ^Em7But I like men who have afros ^Cadd9Iʼm just like other guys ^Dsus4Except I forget to say no homo

^Cadd9Man I donʼt know if something went wrong ^Gas a child maybe I watched too much spongbob ^Dsus4Spent too much time playing ping pong ^Em7Or maybe it was the teletubbies ^Cadd9Cause they were really gay ^Dsus4I liked staring at male crotches ^Em7That really just made my day ^Cadd9Staring at the sun and wearing Dora watches ^GThe signs were there but nobody cared ^Dsus4That the clouds i saw spelled F-A-G

^EmI guess itʼs always been that way ^CTo live in a world where they canʼt see ^GI wish I could fly away ^DTo a world with more of me ^EmI feel so ^CLonely ^GIn a world ^DBy myself

And I ^Gwill be ^Dgay No matter ^Emwhat world,^DIʼm in I have a ^Gmental ^Ddisease That canʼt be ^Emcured by ^Danything Mike ^GPence canʼt do ^Danything With all the ^Emelectroshock ^Dtherapy I ^Gwonʼt be ^Dchanged By the ^Emweirdos they call s^Dtraight Iʼll ^Gdye my ^Dhair Every ^Emcolor of the ^Drainbow ^GI'm gayyyyyyyy