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GWhen I was a kid D Em I wish grandpa would get of me, Or at least just Cfuck more softly GNow my mom gets my clothes for Dme Em at hot topic, I dress likCe a nazi G D I'm pissed all the time Em C I can't wait to see where the wild things are GI say words like DiscomDbobulated Em C Melancholy, I look like a nazi
BmI am emo, i dress in girls clothes When i'm dancing at shows G I look like a four year old throwing a tantrum Em Reattach my testicles
BmI'm in the scenes, I play bass in my band I like cutting my wrist G I weigh 91Ibs, It's OK to cry Most emos kiss Emother guys, cause emo chicks are fat
GWhen I was a kid D Em I wish grandpa would get of me, Or at least just Cfuck more softly GNow my mom gets my clothes for Dme Em at hot topic, I dress likCe a nazi G D I'm pissed all the time Em C I can't wait to see where the wild things are GI say words like DiscomDbobulated Em C Melancholy, I look like a nazi
I farted, oh no, I farted I farted I'm so scene, I don't care what U think I'm better than U, U guys R mean Craig Owens don't leave PLZ Srsly, I still cry 2UR 1st CD I wish Craig Owens would rape me But I'm not 13 & a little white girl No one loves me in the whole wide world I was emo when U were listening to Spice Girls, & everyone would laugh at me, So i cut myself and got HIV But now that it's cool to be a emo faggot I have an advantage, I speak spanish I crashland on your mattress Do a backflip on a pile of ashes I knock you out with a trash lid My fist yo ass, bout 2 have a blast, kid
GWhen I was a kid D Em I wish grandpa would get of me, Or at least just Cfuck more softly GNow my mom gets my clothes for Dme Em at hot topic, I dress likCe a nazi G D I'm pissed all the time Em C I can't wait to see where the wild things are GI say words like DiscomDbobulated Em C Melancholy, I look like a nazi
Do U have any idea what it's like being ME? I am just ONE MAN, with 2 BALLS and a weiner U ever wonder why i wear these pants so tight? My grandmother told me one time she said Rucka, what's the point of having balls if nobody sees them? I'm da BEST!
GWhen I was a kid D Em I wish grandpa would get of me, Or at least just Cfuck more softly GNow my mom gets my clothes for Dme Em at hot topic, I dress likCe a nazi G D I'm pissed all the time Em C I can't wait to see where the wild things are GI say words like DiscomDbobulated Em C Melancholy, I look like a nazi
I never get any friend requests Everytime I sneeze I poop a little ACHOOO ohhhh LOL i love this song