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Also known as "It's a Long Way from Amphioxus." Penned in 1921. Sung and played to the tune of “It’s a Long Way to Tipperary.” [Verse]
CA fish-like thing appeared among the annelids one day. G CIt hadn't any parapods B7nor setae to disEmplay. CIt hadn't any eyes nor jaws, B7nor ventral nervous Emcord, But E7it had a lot of Dgill slits and it D7had a notoGchord.
[Chorus]
It's a Clong way from Amphioxus. It's a Flong way to Cus. It's a long way from Amphioxus to the Dmeanest D7human Gcuss. CWell, it's goodbye to fins and gill C7slits, and it's Fwelcome lungs and E7hair! It's a Clong, long way from AmphiFoxCus, but Dwe all Gcame from Cthere.
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CIt wasn't much to look at and it scarce knew how to sGwim, CAnd Nereis was very sure it B7hadn't come from Emhim. CThe mollusks wouldn't own it B7and the arthropods got Emsore, So the E7poor thing had to D7burrow in the D7sand along the Gshore. CHe burrowed in the sand before a crab could nip his tail, G CAnd he said "Gill slits and B7myotomes are all to no aEmvail. CI've grown some metapleural folds and B7sport an oral Emhood, But E7all these fine new Dcharacters don't D7do me any Ggood."
[Chorus]
It's a Clong way from Amphioxus. It's a Flong way to Cus. It's a long way from Amphioxus to the Dmeanest D7human Gcuss. CWell, it's goodbye to fins and gill C7slits, and it's Fwelcome lungs and E7hair! It's a Clong, long way from AmphiFoxCus, but Dwe all Gcame from Cthere.
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CIt sulked awhile down in the sand without a bGit of pep, CThen he stiffened up his notochord and B7said, "I'll beat 'em Emyet! CLet 'em laugh and show their ignorance. B7I don't mind their jEmeers. E7Just wait until they Dsee me in aD7 hundred millionG years. My notochord shall turCn into a chain of verteGbrae CAnd as fins my metapleural folds B7will agitate the Emsea. CMy tiny dorsal nervous cord B7will be a mighty Embrain And the E7vertebrates shall Ddominate the D7animal domGain."
[Chorus]
It's a Clong way from Amphioxus. It's a Flong way to Cus. It's a long way from Amphioxus to the Dmeanest D7human Gcuss. CWell, it's goodbye to fins and gill C7slits, and it's Fwelcome lungs and E7hair! It's a Clong, long way from AmphiFoxCus, but Dwe all Gcame from Cthere.