Capo: 1 Tuning: E A D G B E

No 4 in the UK charts in 1960. Capo on 1 for correct key = D#. N/C = no chord. Intro = A G D G A D Verse 1

^DOh doctor I'm in trouble (well ^Agoodness gracious me) For every time a certain man is standing next to ^Dme A flush comes to my face and my ^Cpulse begins to ^Grace It goes ^Gboom boody-boom boody-^Dboom boody-boom Boody-^Aboom boody-boom boody-^Dboom-boom-boom ^GBoom boody-boom boody-^Dboom boody-boom N/C D Well goodness gracious me

Verse 2

^DHow often does this happen when did this trouble ^Astart You see my stethoscope is bobbing to the throbbing of your ^Dheart What kind of man is he to cr^Ceate this aller^Ggy It goes ^Gboom boody-boom boody-^Dboom boody-boom Boody-^Aboom boody-boom boody-^Dboom-boom-boom ^GBoom boody-boom boody-^Dboom boody-boom N/C A Em Well goodness gracious me

Bridge 1

^EmFrom New Delhi to Darjeeling I have ^Adone my share of healing And I've ^Emnever yet been beaten or out^Dboxed I re^Emmember that with one jab of my ^Aneedle in the Punjab How I ^Emcleared up beri^Aberi and the ^Ddreaded dysentery But ^Emyour complaint has ^Dgot me really foxed ^D

Verse 3

^DOh doctor touch my fingers (well ^Agoodness gracious me) You may be very clever but however can't you ^Dsee My heart beats much too much at a ^Ccertain tender ^Gtouch It goes ^Gboom boody-boom boody-^Dboom boody-boom Boody-^Aboom boody-boom boody-^Dboom-boom-boom ^GBoom boody-boom boody-^Dboom boody-boom N/C Well goodness gracious me

Interlude (basically spoken with quiet music background)

^DCan I see your tongue....aaah Nothing the matter with it put it away please

Maybe it's my back....maybe it is

Shall I lie down....^Emyes...ahhhh Bridge 2 ^EmMy initial diagnosis rules out ^Ameasles and thrombosis Sleeping ^Emsickness and as far as I can ^Dtell Infl^Emuenza inflammation whooping ^Acough and night starvation And you'll ^Embe so glad to ^Ahear that both your ^Deyeballs are so clear That I can ^Empositively ^Dswear that you are well ^D

Verse 4 to outro

^DPut two and two together if you have eyes to ^Asee The face that makes my pulses race is right in front of ^Dme Oh there is nothing I can do for my ^Cheart is pumping ^Gtoo Oh we go ^Gboom boody-boom boody-^Dboom boody-boom Boody-^Aboom boody-boom boody-^Dboom-boom-boom ^GBoom boody-boom boody-^Dboom boody-boom ^AGoodness gracious how audacious ^AGoodness gracious how flirtatious ^AGoodness gracious

(Spoken) It is me....it is you....

Ah I'm sorry it is us....^Aahh^Dh

Misc Unsigned Bands - Peter sellers and sophia loren - goodness gracious me