Here Comes the Mouldmaster! (Nicky Patterson 2008) V1: (chord sequence 1)

^FGrey skies and spittin rain ^FSaturday morning’s come again ^FI’m waitin for Mr McIlwaine To ta^Fke us all u^Gp the scho^Fol

V2: (F.s.1) The pride of playin P7 first team The strips are washed, the boots are clean We’re flyin now like Mr Sheen How many can we score? V3: (F.s.2)

The r^Fef’s the janny no surprise And it isn^F’t long ‘fore someone skies The ba^Gll o’er the fence and lies He s^Fays it w^Gasnae h^Fim!

V4: (F.s.2) Seagulls are on at half-time Had kia-ora I’m feelin fine I’ll give my boots another shine And on for the second half! V5: (F.s.1) The blaze is crusty on my knees The dad’s are cursin referees Who the hell is John Cleese? He’s just given a free-kick! V6: (F.s.1) Back ten yards says Basil Fawlty All of a sudden my mouth goes salty We’re makin a wall but its too cold to And the boy is takin his time Chorus:

He^Fre comes the mo^Fuldmaster And it’s^F flyin right towards^F me O^Fh help me m^Fammy^Am I’m^G gonna need some TLC

V7: (F.s.1) I want to greet I want to cry It’s got me right inside the thigh The slap the sting that fuckin thing Should be banned by the HSE V1: (F.s.1) Grey skies and spitting rain Saturday morning’s come again I’m waitin for Mr McIlwaine To take me up the road! Chorus

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