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Transfusion:Nervous Norvus. (Real name, Jimmy Drake) #8 on BB Hot 100 on DOT Records in 1956. (It was banned on many radio stations..why, I don't know. But it was taken seriously in some quarters.) (***Someone requested this and I kept putting it off.. mainly because it's really stupid. Please bear in mind.. I didn't write it and the chords are those originally used in the song. It hit #8 and made a lot of money. Go figure.***) INTRO: B Bb (Car engine revving up)ZZZZZZOOOOOOOMMMMMMM. #1.
Am7Tooling down the Fhightway doing 79..I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine. Hey, man, Gbdig that..was that a red stop Bbsign?
(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
CTransfusion, transfusion, I'm just a solid mess of contusions. Never, never, never gonna speed again..Aslip the Bbblood to me, Bud.
#2.
I Fjump in my rod about a quarter to nine..I gotta make a date with that chick of Amine. I cross the center-Eline, man, you gotta make Gbtime.
(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
CTransfusion, transfusion, oh, Aman, I got the cotton- pickin convolutions. CNever, never, never gonna speed again..Fshoot the juice to me, ABruce.
#3.
AMy foot's on the Fthrottle and it's made of lead. But I'm a fast riding daddy with a real cool head. I'm-a Bbgonna pass a truck on the hill ahead..
(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
CTransfusion, transfusion, my Gbred corpsuckles are in Cmass conEm7fusion. CNever, never, never gonna speed again..Bpour the Dcrimson to me, FJimson.
#4.
FI took a little drink and I'm feelin right. I can fly right over everything everything in sight.
There's a slow poking cat, I'm gonna pass him on the right. (Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
CTransGfusion, Ctransfusion..I'm a real gone Em7paleface and Bthat's no Cillusion..I'm-a never never, never gonna speed again..Am7pass the claret to me, FBarrett.
#5.
FA-rollin down the mountain on a Bbrainy day. Oh, Fwhen you see me coming better Bbmstart to pray. I'm a-Gbcuttin' up the road and I'm the Bbboss all the way.
(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
CTransfusion, Atransfusion..oh, doc, pardon me for this Abcrazy intrusion. I'm Cnever, never, never gonna Aspeed again..Em7pump the fluid in me, BbLouie.
#6.
I'm Fburning up the freeway early this morn..I'm passing everybody, oh, Bbnothing but corn.
Man outa my way, I don't drive with my horn. (Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
Em7Transfusion, Ctransfusion..oh, nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution. I'm never, never, never gonna Aspeed again..Bput a gallon in me, AAlan.
OUTRO:
Oh, barnyard drivers are found in two Bbclasses..line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses. Dm7So, rememmber to Cslow down, toDm7day..hey, daddy-o..a-Dmake that Type FO, huh? BAtta boy!
(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!) A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.