Misc Unsigned Bands - Muppet fetish - toothache

^F#My s^Gwee^F#t be^Gaut^F#iful^G ch^Carming face has one fatal flaw ^F#I go^Gt a^F# fuc^Gkin^F#g ab^Gsce^Css in my fucking jaw

^F#Drin^Gkin^F#g wa^Gter^F# and^G ea^Cting food only makes it worse ^F#I st^Geal^F# fuc^Gkin^F#g pe^Grco^Ccet from my momma's purse

^A#Toot^Ahac^B#he! ^B(X4) ^F#Swis^Ghin^F#g wa^Gter^F#, po^Gppi^Cng pills as my face swells

^F#Achi^Gng ^F#stin^Ggin^F#g th^Grob^Cbing pain I'm in fucking hell ^F#Achi^Gng ^F#stin^Ggin^F#g th^Grob^Cbing pain makes me wanna cry

^F#If t^Ghe ^F#infe^Gcti^F#on r^Geac^Ches my brain I'm gonna fucking die REPEAT CHORUS

^A#Root^A ca^B#nal,^B seven hundred dollars (X4) ^F#Toot^Ghac^F#he! ^G(X4^F#) ^{G C}