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Verse 1
CCome along and join the Air Force, we're a Fhappy G7band, they Csay. We never do a lick of work, just Ffly around all G7day. While Fothers work and Cstudy hard and Fsoon grow old and Cblind, you'll take to the air without a care, and Fyou will G7never Cmind.
Chorus:
You'll never Fmind; you'll never Cmind. Oh, come and join the Air Force and Fyou will G7never Cmind.
Verse 2
CPromotions come upon you, just as Fhigh as G7you deCsire. You're riding on the gravy train when Fyou're an Air Force G7flyer. But Fjust when you're aCbout to be a FGeneral you'll Cfind the engine coughs, the wings fall off, and Fyou will G7never Cmind.
Chorus:
You'll never Fmind; you'll never Cmind. Oh, come and join the Air Force and Fyou will G7never Cmind.
Verse 3
COne day you loop a spinner and Fwith an G7awful Ctear you find yourself without your wings, but Ffew will ever G7care. For Fin about two Cminutes more aFnother pair you'll Cfind, you'll fly with Pete in his angel suite, and Fyou will G7never Cmind.
Chorus:
You'll never Fmind; you'll never Cmind. Oh, come and join the Air Force and Fyou will G7never Cmind.
Verse 4
CYou're flying across the ocean when you Fhear your G7engine Cspit. You see a prop come to a stop, the Fgod damn engine G7quits. The Fship won't float, you Ccannot swim, the Fshore is miles beChind. You'll be a dish for happy fish, but Fyou will G7never Cmind.
Chorus:
You'll never Fmind; you'll never Cmind. Oh, come and join the Air Force and Fyou will G7never Cmind.
Verse 5
CI'm flying in my F-86 aFlong the G7Yaloo Cshore. I'm loyal to the Air Force, but I'm Frotten to the G7core. I've Fonly got one Cengine, Jack, and Fif that bastard Cquits it will be up there all by itself 'cause FI'm the G7kind that Cgits!
Chorus:
You'll never Fmind; you'll never Cmind. Oh, come and join the Air Force and Fyou will G7never Cmind.
Verse 6
CMaybe you'll ride the gravy train in adFminiG7strative Cwork; let other guys light up the skies, why Fshould you be a G7jerk? You'll Fmeet that higher Cofficer to Fwhom you've been asCsigned with your nose in place (and I don't mean on your face) and Fyou will G7never Cmind.
Chorus:
You'll never Fmind; you'll never Cmind. Oh, come and join the Air Force and Fyou will G7never Cmind. 2x
(This is my first submission. Here you go, Dad :-)