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Capo 4 Standard tuning e|-----------------------------------------------------------1------------| B|------------------------------------------1-----0-----3--------3--------| G|---------------------------2----0---4----0-----0-----0----0---0---0-2---| D|-----3------2------0------0----0---2------------------------------------| A|----0------3------1-----------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-----1---1---1---0---0---0---1---1---1---0---0---0-----------| B|----3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3------------| Strum Dm G|---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------| Dm Am E Am Dm Am E repeat then gradually slow down
So Amproudly and smug we paradeDm round our porch lights they'rAme pluming with poison and Epurposeless waste The lordAm has been calling aDmnd knocking all weekend He needEs rent and wants us to Amclean up the place
Am Dm Am E Pick up pace
AmLest we forget that at oDmne point we foraged AmWe thought that the whEole planet was flat Us cavemAmen we juggle and untDmil we're too old then we're Enudged aside to make space fAmor the next act
Am Dm E Am even faster
Don't be Dmbothered we're all just AmDirt in it's larval stages EDon't fear the infinite abAmstract up ahead Dmthose who find humor in Amlife's little mishaps EAre the only ones who truly aren'tAm better off dead
AmOh iDmf thEey Amcan get past the [silence guitar after ;] AmCannibals; Ecriminals; Dmclaws in the Amsky AmFountains; of Efire; that Dmburn us all Amalive AmThe Congress; can't conEtrol us; their Dmlaws are Amawry They're like Ammountains; but Ehigher; yet to Dmclimb them we sAmtrive
Am; E; Dm Am Am; E; Dm Am slow back down
AmIf there is a god up above we'll just Ehave to make up But if there's Amno one at all then we're Dmshit Amout Eof Fml-u-u-ck
Am C Am Fm Am C Am Fm repeat out