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A parody of the song 'You don't mess around' by Jim Croce [Verse 1]
ESam he was a E7country boy EHe was sick of the country E7life Ehe heard about the E7city, it was the Eanswer to his E7strife He Ahad no way to get there, his A7wallet was skimp and bare So he B7went to dad, grabbed A7half that he had As he B7headed off his dad A7said, this Eadvice... E F# G G#
[Chorus]
You don't Atug on A7Superman's Ecape You don't Aspit iA7nto the Ewind You don't Apull the mask off the A7Old Lone Ranger And you B7don't mess around with Esin
[Verse 2]
EThe city seemed E7exciting EPeople E7everywhere EHe quickly made a E7lot of friends but they Emade his money E7disappear A7When he found that his pockets were empty A7And he turned to his so called friends They B7dumped him like an A7old trash can And he B7remembered what his dear dad A7said, he had Esaid... E F# G G#
[Chorus]
You don't Atug on A7Superman's Ecape You don't Aspit iA7nto the Ewind You don't Apull the mask off the A7Old Lone Ranger And you B7don't mess around with Esin
[Verse 3]
EWell he finally got a job E7feeding pigs, Ehe was in a total E7mess He Ethought about the life he was E7living, to his Edad he would have to E7confess A7Well I had to find out the hard way, sin A7looked a lot of fun But it B7eats away at your A7very soul your B7life becomes A7undone I'm so Esorry E F# G G#
[Chorus]
I didn't tAug on SA7uperman's cEape I didn't sApit inA7to the wEind I didn't pAull the mask off the OA7ld Lone Ranger But I B7did mess around with Esin
[Verse 4]
EHis dad gave him a E7big Bear hug, of Ecourse I forgive you E7son EIt's a shame you didn't E7listen to me, Eit would've saved you a lot of E7harm A7Now if you've lived your life your way, God's reaching out to A7you So just B7say you're sorry and A7live for him. Your B7life becomes brand A7new, just Eremember E F# G G#
[Chorus]
You don't Atug on A7Superman's Ecape You don't Aspit iA7nto the Ewind You don't Apull the mask off the A7Old Lone Ranger And you B7don't mess around with Esin