Tuning: E A D G B E

[Spoken] Let me tell you the story Of a girl who broke my heart See she was pretty and sweet At least I believed her to be However, she had one fatal flaw She chased douchebags My, oh, my she chased douchebags That story goes a little like this G, D, Em, C/G x2

I^G kinda like you You don’t reciprocate I^Dt's impossible To get you on the phone Y^Emou’ve got no time to text back O^Dr return my calls C^C/Gause you have “such a busy schedule”

Y^Gou say let’s be friends Guess that’s how this one ends Y^Dou say I’m not your type Well you aren't mine I^Em finally see the light T^C/Ghis whole time burning bright I^Em can live for today C^C/Gause tomorrow’s far away

Y^Dou’re not over him And I can’t compete Y^Emou're chasing douchey guys A^Amnd eating all their lies S^C/Gee darling that ain’t me S^Do why can’t you see H^Fe makes you unhappy W^Gith me you'd be free!

G, D, Em, C/G x2

K^Gnow what I didn’t then You wanted to be friends B^Emut I'm still slightly confused C^Dause when alone we kiss

B^Gut you say let’s be friends Guess that’s how this one ends Y^Dou say I’m not your type Well you aren't mine I^Em finally see the light T^C/Ghis whole time burning bright I^Em can live for today C^C/Gause tomorrow’s far away

Y^Gou know you stress me out You give me so much doubt E^Dmotions strewn along W^C/Gorst of all is this I^D miss every single kiss S^C/Go…

I^G trapped you in this song I need space from you I^D hope that isn’t wrong But it’s also true W^Eme really couldn’t change The problems that we face L^C/Get’s just sweep them up Hid without a trace

C^Gause you say let’s be friends Guess that’s how this one ends Y^Dou say I’m not your type Well you aren't mine I^Em finally see the light T^C/Ghis whole time burning bright I^Em can see the light Y^Deah I can see the light B^C/Gut it's ^Gnot in your eyes

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