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E G#m Bm4 (Bm on the 4th thingey) A
EAngela, it's G#mbeen a gBm4reat five Aweeks EBut there is G#msomething I shoBm4uld saAy
ENo, I'm nG#mot breaking Bm4up with yAou EEverything's G#mperfectly Bm4okay A
EI know you've been G#mwondering Bm4what is Aup EAnd why I G#mhaven't taken Bm4you hoAme
EBefore you G#mwalk insBm4ide my dAoor
EThere is sG#momething you Bm4shouldA know AI've just gotta F#mtell you
AI'll give it a sEhot ANow I'm gonna F#mshow you
AExactly what I've Egot...
CHORUS:
I've got a G#mhouse full of black Asantas, Black Bsantas on the Ewalls
And G#meverywhere you tAurn Those black F#msantas deck the Bhalls
And lG#mater when we Amake out You Ashould watch out Ebecause
We'll be Bm4watched by twenty-four Bhundred eyes of Atwelve hundred black sEantas
(same chords as the first verse and bridge) Black santas line the windowsills and mantel They hang from the stairway banister You can't escape from the one in the guest bathroom We've even got a pez dispenser I'm living in an official Santa landmark It's an embarrassing fact I'll be surprised if you come to visit And my love life stays intact Please don't be turned off now The fault here isn't mine My parents are so proud of Their year long Christmas shrine Chorus
They Esee you when you're Asleeping They Eknow when you're awaAke
They'll Bmsee us when we're hBooking up And wBmhen I masturbaBte
So you'd Ebetter not pout You'd bAetter not cry
EIf you go running out I'll undersAtand why...
(chords in order of EBGDAE) E: 001220 G#m: 4446644 Bm4: 4566444 A: 0111xx B: 244422 F#m: 222442 Bm: 234422