Capo: 1 Tuning: E A D G B E

------------------------------------------------------------------------------- KOGAN BROKE MY PIZZA SLICER - SoulBroNo3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Seismatters Tuning: Standard E A D G B E Reference: http://www.datpiff.com/SoulBroNo3-Kikis-Pizza-Delivery-Service-mixtape.731988.html Capo 1 This song is based off 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None The Richer. As a result I used the chords by Julio Alberto Sebastian Baena albert_slasher@hotmail.com for reference. Also (I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this but anyway), if the lyrics are in brackets, that's because they are lyrics that are rapped at the same time as the sung lyrics. So they will not have chords over them because you're supposed to just use the chords above the sung lyrics. INTRO

^D I made a song called 'Kogan with cheese how you please July ^Dmaj72014', and it went on a really cool mixtape. ^D7 Since then Kogan visited my house and uuum ^Dmaj7 He's a destructive little tyrant. ^D He broke my pizza slicer and toilet in the ^Dmaj7same day. ^D7 'Cos he's an animal, ^Dmaj7not a person.

VERSE 1

^DBust in the door and he's lookin' at me like ^Dmaj7'Why we gotta be in after the streetlight?' ^D7Parking spot's hot so we just gotta eat like ^Dmaj7Tummy keeps tight on a slight appetite, right? ^DReasoning could've worked but he just won't ^Dmaj7Gaylord Hotel Morning croissants ^D7For nice bucks though so I cut slow, you must know ^GI never no show, so just don't.

CHORUS

Oh, ^Emkiss m^Ae (Fuck You)

^Dbeneath the ^Bmmilky twilight ^Emlead ^Ame (You broke my pizza slicer)

^Dout on the ^D7moonlight flo^Gor, lift ^Ayour open hand ^D (You kicked the flushing mechanic on my toilet and snapped it in half)

strike up the ^Aband and let the ^Bmfireflies (What kind of fucking guest are you?)

dance, ^Asilver moon's sp^Garkling ^A (Look at where we at, 'cos she thinks she all that... yeah, cool movie) kiss ^Dme

VERSE 2 -- PART I

It's ^Dnever the right pressure, having to buy a dress-shirt ^Dmaj7Toilet's funeral 'cos he snapped the lever ^D7Thinking it ain't clever, thinking it's like whatever, ^Dmaj7Read the price on my pizza slicer

VERSE 2 -- PART II

^DKiss me (No) ^Dmaj7down by the broken treehouse

^D7Swing me (Yeah, "broken treehouse", you break that too, asshole?)

^Dmaj7upon its hanging tire (Fuck you)

^DBring Bring (You break everything)

^Dmaj7bring your flowered hat, we'll (Everything you touch breaks)

^D7take the trail marked on you^Gr father's map, oh (Every girl you've ever met, her heart is broken... 'cos you break everything)

VERSE 2 -- PART III

Bustin' ^Emshit left-and-right, my ^AS.O.S. light, please ^Dsave me, from this ba^Bmby, of destructive ^Emmight and I might, as a ^Atype, grab a shield to ^Dfight but I'll yield ton^Bmight, 'cos I feel this tight.

^EmNever had a s^Alice of pie ^Dputs the wheel down and the ^Bmround-screw dies ^Emface in pan, no ^Ahands in the den, ^Gcoming up for air, looking like pig pen.^A..

...'cos you're a little garbage baby BRIDGE

^DFuck Kogan, yeah fuck him ^Dmaj7Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him This ^D7sounds like Super Mario Sunshine but ^Dmaj7Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him

CHORUS 2 -- PART I

^EmIt's $2.99 for repla^Acing mine ^Dcan't pay the crime? then you'r^Bme putting in time and ^EmI'm... the c^Arust curator ^Ddon't get sauced in my p^Bmizza theatre

CHORUS 2 -- PART II

Oh, ^Emkiss m^Ae (Any girl that kisses you gets chapped lips)

^Dbeneath the ^Bmmilky twilight ^Emlead ^Ame (You broke them. You broke the lips)

^Dout on the ^D7moonlight flo^Gor, lift ^Ayour open hand ^D (If you kiss the girl that's singing this, she won't have lips anymore, because you fucked it up)

strike up the ^Aband and let the ^Bmfireflies (I hate you)

dance, ^Asilver moon's sp^Garkling ^A (Go break somebody else's toilet... see where we at while sh-she's all that) kiss ^Dme

VERSE 3

^DNot really a money attack, 'cos he erratic and I'll ^Dmaj7retract any statements about your anus can't ^D7fake this, that isn't polite bringing a ^Dmaj7light of truth to fight ruthless faces ^D

take this 'cos I wasn't done

said '^Dmaj7you're a brick wall for tons of fun' in the ^D7end you lost, your desposit's tossed ask ^Dmaj7what my cutter cost

and reply when you've got it, boss OUTRO

^D Duh, it's me Kogan ^Dmaj7 'Ey boss, it's me Kogan ^D7 What are we gonna do, boss? ^Dmaj7 It's me, Kogan

^D Duh, boss, I broke it ^Dmaj7 I broke everything boss ^D7 Duh, it's me Kogan ^Dmaj7 Fuck You

end on D "Pay for my pizza slicer. Pay for my fucking pizza slicer. I'm not even fucking joking right now. You think you can fucking get away with that for free?"

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