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Written by Justin Kautzman I Love Ron: Love song for Ron Burgundy NOTE: The verses are all palm muted; the chorus and bridge are not VERSE 1
A5There's something about those G5fancy suits A5Shiny shoes, man ain't he cuG5te A5I love the way his lips move when he reads the E5news A5He’s a monkey man with hiG5s hairy chest A5Beautiful dog with his mG5atching vest A5I’d love to be his one and onlE5y muse
Chorus
A‘Cause I love Ron GAnchorman of my life AYes I love Ron Gif I could only be his wife GId pour hisA scotch, sGhine his Aboots GWhen he’s uAnhappy, GI’d get him neAw suits GI know my love is true,E5 I just wish that Ron would love me A5tooG5 A5 G5 E5
VERSE 2
A5He’s a ladies man, though he??G5?s that bright A5but if I got him alone, I think IG5 might
A5 make sure he was nothing but pleaseE5d A5He tells the truth, a leG5ader of men
A5I’ve got a plan, and IG5 think I can A5make that sexy man E5love me
*Chorus* Bridge
GAnd I’m 72% sure, that AI love him Gand that our future, isnA’t that dim
G E (once) I’d like to lay him down, and take him to pleasure town *Chorus*
A5I just wish that Ron G5would love me A5I just wish that Ron G5would love me A5too