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Capo 4th Fret to play C/B place your pointer finger where it would be in the normal C chord and your finger on the second fattest string, second fret. so C/B = x20010 Verse C C/B Am G F G C G C C/B Bridge Am C/B C C/B Am
CHave you ever watched the sun go down?C/B AM And you're thinkin about the world spinniGng round FHave you ever been high as fGuck? C C/B
Your in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself and your dog's looking at you like you need help Have you ever been high as fuck? then you feel your heart pumpin really fast and your convinced that your gonna have a heart attack have you ever been high as fuck you close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm the only problems that the chickens have human arms you say thats fucked up , why do the chickens have human arms? you need snacks so you walk to the corner store but your scared because you think they will know your high so you walk around the block to buy some time. u finally decide to go in the store but your so high you don't know why your there anymore so you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there. (BRIDGE)
Amyour walk home and your mouth is drC/By C C/B Amyou should have bought some juice and snacks but you wereC/B to high C Amthinkin bout ketC/Bchup chipsC C/B Amand for some reason. the game battle ship. C/B C C/B
Cand you start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you were kid and then how as we get older we forget how to play,and just to enjoy our selves so you say "guess what I'm gonna make up a game right now and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine. and I'm Gonna try to kill a porcupine with the baseball bat" but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so you go on Ebay and you do a search but people don't sell porcupines on the internet and you say you know what world you got me cornered again I'm gonna roll another joint
you ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old that they weren't crispy anymore? have you ever been high as fuck?