Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne: Jim Stafford. #24 in '74. #1.

There was a ^Flady in a window, In the ^Groom across the way.

From the hotel I was staying in,

While ^Fon my holi..^Fday. I ^Fcouldn't help but see everything, Cause I was ^Gpeeping, I confess.

Still, after dinner every night,

She ^Fhad the strangest ^Fguest. #2. She'd ^Fretire to her favorite chair, And ^Gsit there with a dog.

Fill the crystal glasses,

While the ^Ffire danced on the ^Flog. Well, I ^Fwatched them drink their bubbly brew, ^Gtil that fire grew dim.

Then I stuck my head out the window,

And said, 'WHY NOT ^FME INSTEAD OF ^FHIM'!!?? CHORUS: Oh, your ^Fbulldog drinks ^Gchampagne, And ^FI ain't one to com^Fplain. But, what a ^Fperfect waste of ^Fwine it seems to ^Gme. So, ^Fhoney, tell ol' ^Frover that the ^Fbig dog's coming ^Fover... Cause any ^Fwoman that'd get a ^Ambulldog drunk, Would ^Fhave to be ^Ggood to ^Fme.

#3.***(Chords are same for all verses)*** Fourteen days and fourteen nights, Not one word did I hear. Her with her silk and champagne, And me in my shorts with a beer. She just left the curtains wide, And I knew she knew I could see. Her and the pug-nosed mutt, Guzzling wine and teasing me. CHORUS: So I made a bolder move, I went over and rang her bell. I heard growling from inside, And I got scared as hell. Then the bulldog staggered out the door, And he said, 'How do you do?' But the lady bit me on the leg, And I said rrrr..woof, I love you too! CHORUS: A seventies hit from Kraziekhat.

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