Misc Unsigned Bands - Jasper carrot - day trip to blackpool

^ADidn't we have a ^Dmiserable time the ^Aday we ^Ewent to ^ABlackpool An ^D'orrible day we got ^Adrunk on the way and ^Espent our money on chips and bingo ^AHour after hour we ^Dspent in a bar and we ^Adrank a ^Ebarrel of ^Acider And ^Don the way back I was ^Asick over Jack and the ^Drain ^Ecame ^Adown

^AOh do you recollect the ^Dhavoc we wrecked as we ^Avanda^Elised the ^Asea front ^DSydney the punk lost a ^Achunk from his head when he ^Enutted a parking meter I'll ^Anever forget all the ^Dfish that we ate as we ^Astaggered ^Eround the ^Afairground We ^Ddistributed eels from the ^Abig ferris wheel and the ^Drain ^Ecame ^Adown

^AOh do you recall the ^Dthrill of it all as we ^Aorgan^Eised a ^Agang bang ^DUnder the pier a ^Abottle of beer and a ^Eplastic doll called Vinyl Vera It ^Aruptured the two at the ^Dfront of the queue and ^Athen it ^Ecame to ^Amy turn But I ^Dcouldn't begin 'cos the ^Atide had come in and the ^Drain ^Ecame ^Adown

^AOh Eric and Sid they ^Dbet us a quid they could ^Aclimb the ^EBlackpool ^ATower ^DNewcastle Brown made ^AEric fall down and we ^Ecarried him into a Wimpy bar ^ASydney threw up right ^Dinto his cup and we ^Ahad to ^Ecall the ^Awaiter Then ^DEric was ill all ^Aover his bill and the ^Drain ^Ecame ^Adown

^AOh Eric and me we ^Dwanted a pee so we ^Aclimbed up^Eon the ^Abandstand We ^Drecycled booze all ^Aover our shoes and ^Equite a lot over the band as well We ^Ajumped in our car but we ^Ddidn't get far as a po^Aliceman ^Ewaved us ^Adown We ^Dmust have been out of our brain 'cos we ^Acame down by train and the ^Drain ^Ecame ^Adown

^ADidn't we have a ^Dmiserable time the ^Aday we ^Ewent to ^ABlackpool An ^D'orrible day we got ^Adrunk on the way and ^Espent our money in magistrate's fines We ^Astood in the dock till at ^Dleast three o'clock and the ^Ajury ^Efound us ^Aguilty We were ^Dfined two and six 'cos the ^Ajudge was half pissed and the ^Drain ^Ecame ^Adown And the ^Drain........^Ecame.......^Adown