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Tuning: E A D G B E
Hammer on 2nd fret on G string (A note) in C at end of each line. [Intro] F C Bb C F [Verse 1]
FWell the Caliens landed on BbElection CDay FAnd they Bbstole your mother's Clingerie BbI went Coff my medicaFtionC BbA rider of the Crevelation FIt's an Canti-pBbsychotic Cbore FOr it's BbOprah feeds a CMinotaur BbThat's a Chard line to Ftoe C BbWhen there's no where toC go
[Chorus]
COn Fme, the Cjoke is on Fme In the Bbtwenty first century C COn Fme, the Cjoke is on Fme In the Bbtwenty first century C C
[Verse 2]
FWe were Cflipping the bird Bbat PHCDs FIn Bbjogging shorts and CHarvard tees BbWhen the Caliens FcameC BbLike flowers in Ccellophane FThey said your Cempire is Bbabout to Cfall FYour just Bbshoppers in an Cendless mall BbAnd they Cstole all the Fpills C BbIn the Hollywood Chills
[Chorus]
COn Fme, the Cjoke is on Fme In the Bbtwenty first century C COn Fme, the Cjoke is on Fme In the Bbtwenty first century C C
[Verse 3]
FHas Canybody Bbseen my Cgal FWas she Bbpushed into the Cdark canal BbOr the Cchampagne Ffountain C BbThere’s a riot on CCandy Mountain FAll the Cflowers died when she Bbwent aCway FLike Bbscreams of a Csummer day BbSo I Cfloated down Fstream C BbInto aCnother dream
[Chorus]
COn Fme, the Cjoke is on Fme In the Bbtwenty first century C COn Fme, the Cjoke is on Fme In the Bbtwenty first century C C F