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Jizz Cake by GurpageProductions Youtube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBQI8L6Zykk (song starts at 1:10) The song is just G D and Em repeated for the whole song except for the start and a short plucking section at the end G D Em
I'll Embake you a jizz cake G made of jiDzzzzz Em fuckin' Gbake a jizz Dcake made of jizz and Emflour and eggs and jizz but mainly Gjizz in the jizz Dcake mainly Emjizz mainly Gjizz in the jizz cakeD, jizz in the jizz caEmke bakin jizz cakes Gfor the homeless Dand poor and dEmestitute fuckin Gjizz cDake for you son Emhere you go dinnae Gchoke on the jizz cakeD Em dinnae Gchoke choke Dchoke on the Emjizz cake mainly Gjizz and flour and Deggs and marmaladeEm eggs and marmalade in the Gjizz cake Dmate hEmere you go mr homeless man need a Gjizz Dcake? Em hey Gfat man Dhere you go its a Emjizz cake hey sGkinny man heres D3 cos you nEmeed 3 youre fucking anorexic eat mGy jizz cakeD jizz its a Emjizz cake made of Gjizz and flour andD eggs and yeast and Emshite and cum and baked fuck Gfuck your Djizz cake mate I put my Emdick in the jizz cake fuck Gjizz cake Dfuck yer jizz cakEme mate Gcan i have a custom Djizz cake from my own DNA pleaEmse? Ive collected some in aG test tube please siDr I will pay you Emwith my cash Gjizz cake Dcoming for your jizzEm cake son ive got some Gjizz cake D jizz, theres Emjizz in this cake Gjizz cake D Emjizz cake
G D Dsus4 Em e||--3-----2--3-------0---------------------------|| B||--0-----3---3------0---------------------------|| G||--0-----2----2-----0---------------------------|| D||--0-----0-----0----2---------------------------|| A||--2-----x----------2---------------------------|| E||--3-----x----------0---------------------------|| this cakes awfy sticky