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Too Fat Polka:Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks. Album - Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks Greatest Hits - on COLUMBIA Records in 1971. (Single released in 1968.) INTRO: G C F G C #1.
GHere's a little ditty, you can Csing it right away. Now, Ghere's what you say, so, Csing it while you may. GHere's a little jingle, you can Csing it night or noon. Now, Fhere's the words, that's Gall you need, cause CI just Gsang the Ctune.
CHORUS:
Oh, I Gdon't want her, you can have her, Cshe's too fat for me. GShe's too fat for me, Cmuch too fat for me. GI don't want her, you can have her, Cshe's too fat for me. FShe's too fat, Gshe's too fat, Cshe's too fat for me.
#2.
She's a Dmtwosome, she's a Cfoursome, if she'd Glose some, I would Clike her Fmore Gbsome.
CHORUS:
Oh, I Gdon't want her, you can have her, Cshe's too fat for me. GShe's too fat for me, Cmuch too fat for me. GI don't want her, you can have her, Cshe's too fat for me. FShe's too fat, Gshe's too fat, Cshe's too fat for me.
BRIDGE:
EbCan she prance up a hill..no, Gmno, no, no, Bbno. BbCan she dance a quadrille..Abno, no, Gmno, no, no. EbCan she fit in my coupe..Fmby herself she's a group. FmCould she possibly Cmsit upon my knee..no, Dmno, Ebno.
INTERLUDE: Am G C Em Dm C..Am G C F G C #3.
CI get Dmdizzy, I get Cnumbo, when I'm Gdancing with my Cjum-jum-jumbo.
CHORUS:
Oh, I Gdon't want her, you can have her, Cshe's too fat for me. GShe's too fat for me, Cmuch too fat for me. GI don't want her, you can have her, Cshe's too fat for me. FShe's too fat, Gshe's too fat, Cshe's too fat for me..hey!!
#4.
CShe's so Dmcharming and she's so Cwinning, but it's Galarming, when she Cgoes in FswimmGbing.
CHORUS:
Oh, I Gdon't want her, you can have her, Cshe's too fat for me. GShe's too fat for me, Cmuch too fat for me. GI don't want her, you can have her, Cshe's too fat for me. FShe's too fat, Gshe's too fat, Cshe's too fat for me.
#5.
She's a Dmtwosome, she's a Cfoursome, if she'd Glose some, I would Clike her Fmore Gbsome.
CHORUS:
Oh, I Gdon't want her, you can have her, Cshe's too fat for me. GShe's too fat for me, Cmuch too fat for me. GI don't want her, you can have her, Cshe's too fat for me. FShe's too fat, Gshe's too fat, Cshe's too fat for me..hey!!
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.