Tuning: E A D G B E

I dont wanna work - dos dedos -------------------------------

^DmI dont w^A#manna go to ^Gmwork any m^Dmore Ive jacked off ^Dmfive times al^A#mready to my f^Gmriends new d^Dmvd porn i can b^Dmarely open my e^A#myes and i feel s^Gmtuck to the f^Dmloor ^Dmall because of ^A#mmy friends brand new d^Gmvd p^Dmorn

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e^Amveryone will notice that ive ju^A#mst had a w^Gmack c^Amause i look so damn relaxed i must look l^A#mike im on sm^Cmack

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im a wa^Dmnker and a ^A#mspanker and a c^Gmhronic mas^Dmturbator im a wa^Dmnker and a s^A#mpanker and ^Gmi love p^Dmorn i love to w^Dmack off love to ja^A#mck off and i ^Gmlove to knock the ^Dmtop off im a w^Dmanker and a s^A#mpanker and ^Gmi love ^Dmporn

po^Dmrn is to b^A#mlame for the hair fa^Gmlling out ^Dmof my head i gu^Dmarantee ill s^A#mtill be wacking o^Gmff when im^Dm dead ive got the hai^Dmriest b^A#mack from co^Gmnstantly s^Dmpanking ev^Dmen my own gra^A#mndmother has b^Gmusted me w^Dmanking

^Ambut that just made me ^A#mmore h^Gmorny because i c^Amum much quicker if someones w^A#matching ^Gmme

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Misc Unsigned Bands - Dos dedos - i dont wanna work aarons fault