Intro: e|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------2-4p2--2-4p2-| D|--2-2-2-2-2/4--2-2p0--0-2p0--2-2-2-2-2/4---------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------| Verse:

^AI'd write you a ^Elove song ^GI'd do it right ^Dnow ^AI'd sing you a ^Eballad ^Gbeleive me, I know how^D

I'd make lots of money, and Give it to you I'd hire and instructor To teach me Kung-Fu Bridge:

^DBut I can't do a^Fny of these things 'Cause I d^Gon't have a chair for this piano... No chair!

Chorus: D F G D

^DIf only I had!^F If only I had! ^GIf only I had a chair for this pian^Do (Repeat)

Verse: Life would be better On, I can tell Won't somebody please Get me out of this hell

W^Aithout a cha^Eir Life's ^Gjust not the same^D I ^Acan't play my ^Epiano I'm ^Ggoing insane! Y^Aeahhhhhhh.... No chair!

(Chorus) (Repeat verses 1&2) Dan: Hey look! I found a chair! Nathan: Sweet! Now I can play the piano! (Piano Solo over chorus[repeat as necessary])

Misc Unsigned Bands - Dick humes and the toxic black smoke - a chair for this piano