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Royal Jelly - Dewey Cox, Written by Dan Bern Standard E tuning Capo on 7th Intro: G C G C Em D G
MailGboxes drip like lamCpposts in the twiGsted birth caCnal of the colisDeum RimC job fairy teapots mask the temDper tantrum O' say can you seeG 'em StufCfed cabbage is the darling of the LaunDdromat 'N the sorGority mascot sat with the lumbCerjack PresCsing passing stiBnging half synthAmetic fabricaGtion of his-- TiDme The moGuse with the overCbite explGained how the rabCbits were ensnDared 'N the skCinny scanty sylph trashed the apotC7M9hecary diplomat InAmside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaDster oven lGife
In my mEmind C I'm half blGind My inneEmr ref C Is mostly dGeaf I'm smell iEmmpaired C If you caGred My seGnse of taste is waCsted on the phoGsphorescent orCange peels of San FraGncisco aCxe-encrusted frDenzy
So let me toGuch you Let me toDuch you Let me toEmuch you Let me toCuch you Where the GRo-yal JeDlly gets mGade
Intro again... Repeat same chords for these lyrics: Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers Hangers-on and fancy flingers To the dress ball Mushrooms and bowling pins Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall From Juvenile hall We're so unlucky and stuff Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline Paul Bunyan and James Dean Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry And Shenandoah tapestries Compared with good mahogany Collapsing the undying postcard romance With feline perspicacity By the university That night I held a paucity Which you deemed common courtesy I wasn't what you thought I'd be I shouldn't have invited you to dance In my tree I'm halfway free And in my chair One quarter there In my dream One-sixteenth cream In the coffee of the Courtier Of the sycophant assistant to the king So let me touch you Let me touch you Let me touch you Let me touch you
Where the RGo - F# - -Em - -C - - G yal JelDly gets maGaa-duh G C G C Em D G...
Tabbed By James Neil. james-yellow@hotmail.com