Hey ppl, this is the Facebook song, heard it very recently, ironically on facebook.. What the F#%k is Farmville -by- David Ippolito Tabbed by Prafulla Shahi Chords used: D xx0232 C x32010 G 320033 Em7 022030 Em 022000 Asus4 x02230 A x02220 --------- *Intro:* --------- D E||-----------------2----|----------------------|-------2--------------| B||------------3---------|--3-------------------|--3---------3---------| G||-------2--------------|-------2---------2----|-----------------2----| D||--0-------------------|------------0---------|----------------------| A||----------------------|----------------------|----------------------| E||----------------------|----------------------|----------------------| Em7 D --2--------------2----|--3-------------2----|--L--------------2----|--2-----------| ------------3---------|---------------------|------------3---------|----3----3----| -------2--------------|---------------------|-------2--------------|------2-------| --0-------------------|-----------2----0----|--L-------------------|--0-----------| ----------------------|--2------------------|----------------------|--------------| ----------------------|---------------------|----------------------|--------------| C Em7 Em ----------------------|--3---------3---------|----------------------|--0----------| --1-------------------|----------------------|------------0---------|-------------| -------0---------0----|----------------------|-----------------0----|-------------| ------------2---------|----------------------|-------2--------------|-------------| --3-------------------|--2----2---------2----|--2-------------------|--2----------| ----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|-------------| ---------- *Verse 1:* ---------- D C G -----------------2----|----------------------|----------------------| ------------3---------|-----------------1----|----------------------| -------2--------------|------------0---------|-----------------0----| --0-------------------|-------2--------------|------------0---------| ----------------------|--3-------------------|-------2--------------| ----------------------|----------------------|--3-------------------| D Em7 C -----------------2----|----------------------|----------------------| ------------3---------|-----------------3----|-----------------1----| -------2--------------|------------0---------|------------0---------| --0-------------------|-------2--------------|-------2--------------| ----------------------|--2-------------------|--3-------------------| ----------------------|----------------------|----------------------| G Em D C ----------------------|---------------------|-----------------2----|------------| ----------------------|---------------------|------------3---------|-------1----| -----------------0----|---------------------|-------2--------------|-----0------| ------------0---------|------------2--------|--0-------------------|---2--------| -------2--------------|-------2-------------|----------------------|-3----------| --3-------------------|--0------------------|----------------------|------------| G D Em7 ----------------------|-----------------2----|------------0----0----| ----------------------|------------3---------|------------3----3----| -----------------0----|-------2--------------|------------0----0----| ------------0---------|--0-------------------|-------2----2----2----| -------2--------------|----------------------|-------2----2----2----| --3-------------------|----------------------|--0---------0----0----| C G Asus4 --0----0----0---L---0----|--3----3----3---L---3----|--0-----0----0----0----| --1----1----1---L---1----|--3----3----3---L---3----|--3-----3----3----3----| --0----0----0---L---0----|--0----0----0---L---0----|--2-----2----2----2----| --2----2----2p--0h--2----|--0----0----0---L---0----|--2-----2----2----2----| --3----3----3---L---3----|--2----2----2p--0h--2----|--0-----0----0----0----| -------------------------|--3----3----3---L---3----|-----------------------| Asus4 --0----0----0----0----|| --3----3----3----3----|| --2----2----2----2----|| --2----2----2----2----|| --0----0----0----0----|| ----------------------|| Verse 1: --------

I ^Dsaw my ex ^Con Facebook… But I ^Gwanted to^D do what’s best. Sho^Em7w her ther^Ce are no hard feelings so I ^Gsent he^Emr a “friend request”. But no^Dw her photo ^Cpops in that random 6 And ^GI just thin^Dk it’s mean… Ther^Em7e she is wi^Cth a new guy makin’ out on ^Gmy compute^Asus4r scree^Asus4n!

Chorus: -------- D C G |Asus4 A| Facebook is a stupid idiot! (x3) Verse 2: --------

^DJane said^C you gotta be on Facebook to ^Gconnect i^Dn the digital age. So^Em7 like everyo^Cne else… and their pets G Em(stop strumming) I got my face a Facebook page. No^Dw the lear^Cning curve was a bitch at first. I d^Gidn’t ^Dknow ’til I got burned that w^Em7hat I wrote on ^Cmy wall could be seen by all. That^G’s just ^Asus4the fir^Asus4st thing that I learned.

Chorus: ------- D C G |Asus4 A| Facebook is a stupid idiot! (x2) Verse 3: --------

It’^Ds the pla^Cce for worthless information li^Gke an ^Dinsane almanac. Where ^Em7women pos^Ct minutiae and men ^Gwrite stupi^Emd co^Emmments back. Where ^Dwomen can ^Cvent about mundane events and inun^Gdate the ^DInternet. And ^Em7where c^Clueless men “friend” women who th^Gey’ve neve^Asus4r even ^Asus4met.

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^GFacebook ^Asus4is a stupid idiot ’cause ^DI cou^Gld stand to miss the fact^Em7 that Tany^Ca thinks all her friends are “AWESOME” an^Gd for s^Asus4ome reason Pete “likes this”. And ^GRita repo^Asus4rts that the trucks are loud bu^Dt she ^Gstill loves this city. It proves that… ^Em7Facebook is^C a stupid idiot.

Interlude: ---------- D Em Verse 4: ---------

Now ^Dsome woman s^Cent me flowers… ‘tho^Gugh I don’t^D even know her name. I s^Em7tayed home^C that day for hours but no ^Gflowers^Em ever came. The^Dn she star^Cted sending hugs and drinks. Of course… all of ^Git compl^Detely fake. The^Em7n she hit^C me with a “virtual pillow” How^G much s^Asus4hit can o^Asus4ne man take?

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^GFacebook ^Asus4is a stupid idiot ’cause ^DI don’t ne^Ged to read al^Em7l the ev^Ceryday hapless crap out there G(stop strumming) Asus4 then ZAP! It’s a “News Feed”. Like: ^GJenny just ^Asus4made Ben’s favorite stew and^D gave some^G to their kitty. It proves that… ^Em7Facebook is^C a stupid idiot.

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Now ^Csome guy ^Dwith a mind for trivia wan^Cts to k^Gnow...how ^Dmine compares to his. Bu^Em7t I’m gonn^Ca buy a gun if he sends one more ^Gf#%king “m^Emovie^Em quiz.” And ^DLiza sa^Cys she needs fertilizer ’caus^Ge her FarmVi^Dlle crops are small. “WHAT THE F#%K IS FARMVILLE?” And ^Em7Missy says sh^Ce’s just so damn busy today… Bu^Gt had ti^Asus4me to wri^Asus4te that on my wall!

Alter 3: --------

^GFacebook ^Asus4is a stupid idiot. Th^Dere’s^G nothing more to say. How e^Em7lse would I know that Heather thinks ^Cthat “flip-flop weather” is ^Gfinally ^Asus4here to stay! And wha^Gt did we^Asus4 do before we knew D G(stop strumming) that Sue just took a nap. ^Em7Facebook is^C a stupid idiot.

Chorus: ------- D C G |Asus4 A| Facebook is a stupid idiot! x4

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