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From "Club Dread" Hilarious. The strumming pattern is a full strum, a muted strum, and two quick strums on each chord. You can cheat and just do full/mute/full/mute and it sounds pretty good.
DThey call me the mayor, BmCause I spend all my days here, GAnd you would too, if you Aknew what I know. (Pinacoladaberg)
DGot a tropical treat, BmSucked straight from the coconut’s teat. GWhen mixed just right it makes your Ashort hairs grow.
DGot a hole in my straw hat, Bmtwo tires on my jeep flat. GMaybe today…I’ll sAtay out of the sun. (Pinacoladaberg)
DBut the ladies are flockin', BmThat means it’s time to start cockin’, GThat brain-freeze nectar…thaAt fills my fun-gun!
APour still aDnother glass,E In PinacolAadaberg. ACoconut milk with a Dpineapple splash.E Don’t forget that thAe Rum comes third!
APassed out flat Don my ass,E In PinacolAadaberg! ABlood-shot eyes and a D“sorba” sEtash Mouth tastes like pi?A?ata turd.
APromised I’Dd take it sloEw, ‘round In PinacAoladaberg. ABooze-soaked lava is Dstarting to flow,E Guess I’ll have tAo drink my words.
AWith bikinis Dto my right,E God bless PinacolAadaberg!! AThis loud mouth soup makes my Dhead feel light?E?? Makes me feel like a Adirty bird!
ADang - these drinks are Dstrong… EShouldn’t have smoked thaAt bong! Now I’Em too drunk to sing thiAs song…