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GMy best friend once told me, “Be A7sus4honest when you write The Cadd9puns are simply punishing Try Gnot to be so trDite” But hGonesty’s not glamorous It’s emA7sus4barrassing and lame It’s wCadd9riting this at 2 am Sipping sGix-dollar chamDpagne EmThat I bought from the D/F#only store In tGown that sells past ten Cadd9Because I have nothing to do Once the wDorld has gone to bed EmDamn, that sounds patD/F#hetic But Ghonesty, right, Mike? It’s Cadd9just that I have the hardest time Saying “gDoodnight” to the night
But that’s oCadd9k DThat’s who I aGm I’ve fallen beCadd9fore and I’ll fDall agaEmin Getting Cadd9up is what’s impDortant Gin D/F#the Emend And I get Cadd9better at that with Devery single sGin
GEvery day I tell myself A7sus4Today is the day I’ll Cadd9exercise for real this time And do Gwhat my doctors sDay Start mGedicating and stop grating My A7sus4fingers ‘til they bleed I’ll Cadd9be attentive; I’ll be a 10, kid And Gall that my wife nDeeds EmBe more self-forD/F#giving Trade perfGection for progress Cadd9Practice what my mom teaches And be Dhalf the man my father is EmBut how will I D/F#get there? Feels like lGight-years every inch There’s not a Cadd9day that goes by that I don’t wish I never Dmet you, Mr. Finch
But that’s oCadd9k DThat’s who I aGm I’ve fallen beCadd9fore and I’ll fDall agaEmin Getting Cadd9up is what’s impDortant Gin D/F#the Emend And I get Cadd9better at that with Devery single sGin
The fCadd9ashionista G/Bin me Says A7sus4don’t mix black and blue But Cadd9I beat myself G/Bup ‘Til I’m a A7sus4five foot nine-inch bruise It’s what I Cadd9do G/B And I dA7sus4o it oh so well Cadd9You give me your love And all I gDive myself hell
But that’s oCadd9k DThat’s who I aGm I’ve fallen beCadd9fore and I’ll fDall agaEmin Getting Cadd9up is what’s impDortant Gin D/F#the Emend And I get Cadd9better at that with Devery single sEmin
I’m a Cadd9fuck up, I’m a frDaud I’m a hGero, I’m a gEmod I’m a Cadd9star, I’m crystal cDlear As I burn Gup in the atmosEmphere I’m amCadd9azing, I’m a waDste The Patron SGaint of Saving FEmace I am Cadd9everything, I’m nDothing, I am Emme And that’s fCadd9ine if that is Dall I’ll ever bGe